Need a glass of water badly but I don’t wanna walk downstairs. 🥲
November 24, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Need a glass of water badly but I don’t wanna walk downstairs. 🥲
Some of you are kinda scary.
November 18, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Some of you are kinda scary.
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
My husband is home and I’ve already cleaned the kitchen and now I’m making breakfast. You know men really ruin everything 😹
November 15, 2024 at 3:30 PM
My husband is home and I’ve already cleaned the kitchen and now I’m making breakfast. You know men really ruin everything 😹
I had a blast and will be coming every Thursday. 🙏🏽
November 15, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I had a blast and will be coming every Thursday. 🙏🏽
I am soooooo fucking sleepy omg.
November 15, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I am soooooo fucking sleepy omg.
Didn’t have a jalapeño for my salsa so I just used 4 chile Serrano. My tongue is spicy.
November 14, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Didn’t have a jalapeño for my salsa so I just used 4 chile Serrano. My tongue is spicy.
Omg don’t even mention the 5*/5*. They’ll swarm over to debate!
No ads, no MAGA bs, no porn, and no 50/50 debates between men and women showing up on my TL 😂😂 I’m here to stay #addtoblacksky #blacksky
November 14, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Omg don’t even mention the 5*/5*. They’ll swarm over to debate!
This is giving 2010 twitter bc I see a lot of recycled tweets. We saw them on twitter, we saw them on X. You’re not funny, beloved.
November 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
This is giving 2010 twitter bc I see a lot of recycled tweets. We saw them on twitter, we saw them on X. You’re not funny, beloved.
Being a stay at home wife is so rewarding if your love language is acts of service. If it isn’t it’s a fucking sentence.
November 14, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Being a stay at home wife is so rewarding if your love language is acts of service. If it isn’t it’s a fucking sentence.
I’m volunteering tonight & im spooo tired. Would I be shitty to cancel? 🥲
November 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I’m volunteering tonight & im spooo tired. Would I be shitty to cancel? 🥲
Just spend about $240 on groceries and I wanna get a burger……
November 14, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Just spend about $240 on groceries and I wanna get a burger……
A dirty martini would fix me right now.
November 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
A dirty martini would fix me right now.
About to get groceries. Y’all want something?
November 14, 2024 at 6:31 PM
About to get groceries. Y’all want something?
Some people smell cause they stuff the washer machine.
November 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Some people smell cause they stuff the washer machine.
Replying to a text a read on my watch 2 weeks ago. 😹
November 14, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Replying to a text a read on my watch 2 weeks ago. 😹
Calling someone with braces “metal mouth” is top tier humor.
November 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Calling someone with braces “metal mouth” is top tier humor.
I was supposed to change my name last Friday, this Friday and then I lost my ID. I think it ain’t in the cards. 🤷🏽♀️
November 14, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I was supposed to change my name last Friday, this Friday and then I lost my ID. I think it ain’t in the cards. 🤷🏽♀️
😭 I hate just ordering fries sometimes but I promise I don’t think you’re broke 😹😹😹
He done asked me what I wanted to eat 80 times and I still only want fries 🤣
November 14, 2024 at 4:18 PM
😭 I hate just ordering fries sometimes but I promise I don’t think you’re broke 😹😹😹
I hate people that know that I’m just kidding. Literally everything I say is me being a silly goose and that’s all. Catch up?
November 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I hate people that know that I’m just kidding. Literally everything I say is me being a silly goose and that’s all. Catch up?
Wait cause I been watching the secret life of an American teenager and it’s so bad but it’s good and bitch Tom is sooooo fucking funny. 😭
November 14, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Wait cause I been watching the secret life of an American teenager and it’s so bad but it’s good and bitch Tom is sooooo fucking funny. 😭
Oh no. Feel like throwing up and my husband & I been fucking like bunnies. Pray for me. I’m too young to bare children.
November 14, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Oh no. Feel like throwing up and my husband & I been fucking like bunnies. Pray for me. I’m too young to bare children.
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I really hope. Stephen King comes over.
Stephen King, Mark Hamill & Laura Tingle.
Stephen King, Mark Hamill & Laura Tingle.
November 14, 2024 at 8:15 AM
I really hope. Stephen King comes over.
Stephen King, Mark Hamill & Laura Tingle.
Stephen King, Mark Hamill & Laura Tingle.