Jas Easterly
@jaseasterly.bsky.social
13th Gen Virginian. I bow and scrape for no one—neither should anyone else. Dietrich Bonhoeffer fan. Summum Nec Metuam Diem Nec Optem. Mon Mothma’s old man. JET's Pop. NYU MFA—still writing 1st novel. Afghan War Vet. Journeyman lawyer—no problem too small.
Speaking of etiquette, I can’t find any evidence that Glenn Youngkin has said anything the guy in the photo’s demolition of the East Wing. But he’s upset to whine about his successor who is going to can any MAGA fascist-friendly board members who don’t come to Jesus when appointing a UVA Pres.
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Speaking of etiquette, I can’t find any evidence that Glenn Youngkin has said anything the guy in the photo’s demolition of the East Wing. But he’s upset to whine about his successor who is going to can any MAGA fascist-friendly board members who don’t come to Jesus when appointing a UVA Pres.
I believe the character in the Harvard Lampoon’s “Bored of the Rings” was named Dildo Bugger ( his cousin, Frito)
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I believe the character in the Harvard Lampoon’s “Bored of the Rings” was named Dildo Bugger ( his cousin, Frito)
The Nuremberg defense meets The Walking Dead.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The Nuremberg defense meets The Walking Dead.
Elon should read Louise Glück
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Elon should read Louise Glück
I was just treated to a short explainer by the bleached hairdos why they don’t tip Starbucks employees because “they’re on a [sic] hourly salary.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I was just treated to a short explainer by the bleached hairdos why they don’t tip Starbucks employees because “they’re on a [sic] hourly salary.”
Not even the fictional zombie apocalypse that debuted on AMC 15 years ago had gas prices that low.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not even the fictional zombie apocalypse that debuted on AMC 15 years ago had gas prices that low.
Matt’s education never progressed beyond schoolyard insults to critical thinking.
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Matt’s education never progressed beyond schoolyard insults to critical thinking.
“I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”
Voters took out their anger about Trump and his shutdown on GOP candidates. He should take most of the blame.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Voters took out their anger about Trump and his shutdown on GOP candidates. He should take most of the blame.
Wonder where this came from?
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Wonder where this came from?
Fooled the editorial board at the Washington Post
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Fooled the editorial board at the Washington Post
“Tell funnier jokes”
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“Tell funnier jokes”
“All are welcome. No exceptions.”
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“All are welcome. No exceptions.”
He doesn’t know how to follow instructions.
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
He doesn’t know how to follow instructions.
The Joker’s advice to Robin is allegorically spot on for all Americans: Joey is obviously the Adversary, and Lady Liberty, Larissa Oleynik.
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The Joker’s advice to Robin is allegorically spot on for all Americans: Joey is obviously the Adversary, and Lady Liberty, Larissa Oleynik.