Jason Geffner
@jas.ong
Principal Security Engineer at Microsoft. Formerly at Google and Amazon.
Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but I prefer IDA’s call graphs. Look at how intuitive they are!
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but I prefer IDA’s call graphs. Look at how intuitive they are!
Someone stole it, forty years ago.
November 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Someone stole it, forty years ago.
This isn't Gwen Stefani because she ain't-no-hollo-back-girl.
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This isn't Gwen Stefani because she ain't-no-hollo-back-girl.
You had dedicated hardware for playing MP3s? Humble brag! 😆
My first MP3 player:
My first MP3 player:
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You had dedicated hardware for playing MP3s? Humble brag! 😆
My first MP3 player:
My first MP3 player:
𝖬̶𝖾̶𝖺̶𝗅̶𝗌̶ ̶𝗈̶𝗇̶ ̶𝖶̶𝗁̶𝖾̶𝖾̶𝗅̶𝗌̶
Wheels on Meals
Wheels on Meals
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
𝖬̶𝖾̶𝖺̶𝗅̶𝗌̶ ̶𝗈̶𝗇̶ ̶𝖶̶𝗁̶𝖾̶𝖾̶𝗅̶𝗌̶
Wheels on Meals
Wheels on Meals
I see somebody was trying to write Perl.
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I see somebody was trying to write Perl.
I grew up on Long Island and I assure you that nobody ever got so excited about Hauppauge to pronounce it with an exclamation mark.
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I grew up on Long Island and I assure you that nobody ever got so excited about Hauppauge to pronounce it with an exclamation mark.
Then how do you explain _this_?
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Then how do you explain _this_?
"Mortadella is the sandwich of the summer in Seattle"
WRONG. The sandwich of the summer is the Larry David Sandwich.
WRONG. The sandwich of the summer is the Larry David Sandwich.
October 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"Mortadella is the sandwich of the summer in Seattle"
WRONG. The sandwich of the summer is the Larry David Sandwich.
WRONG. The sandwich of the summer is the Larry David Sandwich.
May I suggest this aptly named beer?
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
May I suggest this aptly named beer?
Always a good sign when the dragon on your fruited beer’s label is barfing out your beer.
September 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Always a good sign when the dragon on your fruited beer’s label is barfing out your beer.