I'm sorry for being conditioned by Atlus remakes.

129. The Hobbit Film Trilogy (Maple Film's Cut)

These movies show why you should never open your door to Gandalf. The wizard weed is simply not worth it.

The movies were pretty neat, but I did like the other film trilogy more than this one.

128. Dispatch

Fuuuuuuck I'm gonna have to replay this game a lot more.

The gameplay's fun, the characters are really charming, and the brainspiders have been continuously active over the course of 4 weeks.

125. Pokémon Legends: Z-A

Yeah I like this game a lot. I find it to be the mainline Pokémon game with the best character writing. The game also had a lot of music tracks that fucked extremely hard.

That $30 DLC coming out 2 months after release still disgusts me.

122. Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Beginning of a New Era (Rewatch)

Glad to rewatch this movie featuring my favorite SCP.

121. Scream 2

I look forward to the later movies supporting my idea that Sidney Prescott grows into the John Wick of slasher movies.

For this entry, Silent Hill will take place in Paris.

Rest in peace Opera Omnia. Welcome back Opera Omnia.

ROT13 (7 of 7) I'm sorry. Character limits are a bitch.

Guvf vf cebonoyl bar bs gur jbefg pnfrf V'ir rire frra gur arprffvgl bs n tnzrcynl ybbc artngviryl nssrpg n tnzr'f cybg, (ynpx bs) n punenpgre nep, naq raqvat.

Vg qbrfa'g ehva gur tnzr ohg vg qrsvavgryl oebhtug vg qbja sbe zr.

ROT13 (6 of 7) I swear I'm done

Fur naq tenaqcncn rffragvnyyl sbez gur gvzr cbyvpr xvyyvat bss nygreangr irefvbaf bs gur svany obffrf sbe nyy rgreavgl orpnhfr abguvat pna rire punatr.

ROT13 (5 of 7) How have I rambled this long?

Zryvabr qbrfa'g yrnea nalguvat be punatr ol ure bja pubvpr. Ure oebgure jub fur'f gnyxrq gb yvxr 6 gvzrf rffragvnyyl fgebatnezf ure vagb n unccl raqvat bs uvf znxvat. Fur vf abg gur znva punenpgre va guvf fpranevb. Mntrehf vf.

ROT13 (4 of 7) Hlep

Gur cybg pbagbegf vgfrys ol tbvat, "Npghnyyl lbh perngrq na nygreangr gvzryvar gung abobql ryfr ohg Mnterhf naq Puebabf tbg gb rkcrevrapr orpnhfr ernfbaf. Ol gur jnl, Puebabf vf tenaqcncn abj."

ROT13 (3 of 7) I'm in hell.

Gur tnzr gevrf gb unir vgf pnxr naq rng vg gbb ol znxvat vg fb Zryvabr qbrf ure gnfxf, unir Mnterhf npghnyyl znxr rirelguvat orggre orpnhfr ur'f gur jevgref' fcrpvny yvggyr obl, naq abguvat npghnyyl punatr qrfcvgr gur gvzr geniry orpnhfr jr arrq gb fgvyy qb ehaf.

ROT13 (2 of 7)

Ubjrire, boivbhfyl guvf tnzr arrqf gb raq va n znaare gung nyybjf gur cynlre gb pbagvahr gb qb ehaf.

Gur svefg Unqrf tnzr qvq guvf ol znxvat qbvat ehaf Mnterhf' cebsrffvbany wbo nsgre rffragvnyyl svkvat uvf snzvyl fvghngvba. Vg'f fvyyl ohg vg jbexf.

Fb ubj qbrf Unqrf VV qb guvf?

117. Hoodwinked (Rewatch)

It took watching this as an adult to realize how bad this movie looks even for 2005. That being said, there were still several parts that I found hilarious.

Twitchy somehow managed to stay forgotten in the back of my head until him showing up made me remember everything.