Jen
@jarlic.bsky.social
Anyone sexting or otherwise engaging positively with Cap’n Brain Worm is UNwell.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Anyone sexting or otherwise engaging positively with Cap’n Brain Worm is UNwell.
I’m 50 and have zero regrets. I made children my career and love them, love my niece and nephew…children are my absolute joy. But not once ever did I want my own.
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m 50 and have zero regrets. I made children my career and love them, love my niece and nephew…children are my absolute joy. But not once ever did I want my own.
Everyone thinks it’s poop but a local gym had to do the same thing when my grandma drove into the building near the pool area. 😬
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Everyone thinks it’s poop but a local gym had to do the same thing when my grandma drove into the building near the pool area. 😬
I can’t say about middle school and beyond but they definitely tried some crap with a kid I nannied 10 years ago in 1st or 2nd grade. I had given him correct history and when he called the teacher out, parents got called in for a conference and I had to be like “oh hey, that was me.”
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I can’t say about middle school and beyond but they definitely tried some crap with a kid I nannied 10 years ago in 1st or 2nd grade. I had given him correct history and when he called the teacher out, parents got called in for a conference and I had to be like “oh hey, that was me.”
Sounds exactly like what some generously buttered noodles looking for just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness would say!
August 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sounds exactly like what some generously buttered noodles looking for just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness would say!
It’s a win for us Aces though! 😂
June 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s a win for us Aces though! 😂
A HS friend couldn’t find Do Me in the record store bc she was reading it as Dome. She’s not one of my 3.
May 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A HS friend couldn’t find Do Me in the record store bc she was reading it as Dome. She’s not one of my 3.
“Which is simply not in our DNA” is a banger.
March 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“Which is simply not in our DNA” is a banger.
That’s right, your decorum will solve it all I suppose.
March 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That’s right, your decorum will solve it all I suppose.
The guy that was keeping the winning pieces secure figured out how to get them to family/friends. McMillions is the doc, I believe.
March 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The guy that was keeping the winning pieces secure figured out how to get them to family/friends. McMillions is the doc, I believe.
But at least there is *checks notes* DECORUM!
March 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
But at least there is *checks notes* DECORUM!
In a few short years you’ll probably have to say things like “no, you can’t fill your pockets with rocks” every time you encounter them”. Hoping for some good news on your test!
March 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In a few short years you’ll probably have to say things like “no, you can’t fill your pockets with rocks” every time you encounter them”. Hoping for some good news on your test!
A certified Dorkass Loser.
March 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A certified Dorkass Loser.
It only gave me a few paragraphs :( But I know what kind of writer MW is so I know it was a good piece.
March 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It only gave me a few paragraphs :( But I know what kind of writer MW is so I know it was a good piece.
I ignore a lot of safe food practices, like eating raw flour, old rice, etc. Just for me, I wouldn’t subject others to my questionable leftovers.
March 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I ignore a lot of safe food practices, like eating raw flour, old rice, etc. Just for me, I wouldn’t subject others to my questionable leftovers.
They are still required for safety reasons and apparently that’s the location.
March 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
They are still required for safety reasons and apparently that’s the location.
I thought it was a joke but no. I’m guessing they are in their 70s/80s at this point and very into “decorum at all cost” as well.
March 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I thought it was a joke but no. I’m guessing they are in their 70s/80s at this point and very into “decorum at all cost” as well.
This one haunts me as I was roughly her age when that happened and still in the clutches of a small southern town mindset. Didn’t know the word feminism or misogyny. Had no understanding of the power imbalances at play…just plain ignorant to it all.
March 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This one haunts me as I was roughly her age when that happened and still in the clutches of a small southern town mindset. Didn’t know the word feminism or misogyny. Had no understanding of the power imbalances at play…just plain ignorant to it all.
Have I ever had the privilege of being near a Wegmans? No. Do I know you speak truth? Yes.
March 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Have I ever had the privilege of being near a Wegmans? No. Do I know you speak truth? Yes.
When I mention that or the E. Jean Caroll case I get “that’s hearsay” in response. They literally do not understand or care.
March 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
When I mention that or the E. Jean Caroll case I get “that’s hearsay” in response. They literally do not understand or care.