J.Arizona
@jarizona.bsky.social
Desert dweller just trying to get by.
Mature adults don't demand that children be grateful. As children grow up, they'll figure out how much gratitude is appropriate.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Mature adults don't demand that children be grateful. As children grow up, they'll figure out how much gratitude is appropriate.
Sounds like they just could raid and arrest the guys making the drugs.
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Sounds like they just could raid and arrest the guys making the drugs.
That extra 1% is how you know it's a legit statistic.
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That extra 1% is how you know it's a legit statistic.
Scott Jennings is AWFUL.
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Scott Jennings is AWFUL.
They're doing preventative embalming on Trump.
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
They're doing preventative embalming on Trump.
Hey, Trump celebrates the entrepreneurial spirit!
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hey, Trump celebrates the entrepreneurial spirit!
We're in a cycle of "wait until next year!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We're in a cycle of "wait until next year!"
Mike had time to read the memo about blaming the admiral, though.
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Mike had time to read the memo about blaming the admiral, though.
The schools make money from picture day. The parents get photos of their children, and the school can now fund field trips.
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The schools make money from picture day. The parents get photos of their children, and the school can now fund field trips.
Oh, yeah, I'm well into Q4.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh, yeah, I'm well into Q4.
Does my girlfriend let me sit next to her on the plane? Sometimes. Does she make me sleep in another room because my breathing's weird? Usually.
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Does my girlfriend let me sit next to her on the plane? Sometimes. Does she make me sleep in another room because my breathing's weird? Usually.
The people who did the murders gave me a memo that said it's okay that they did the murders.
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The people who did the murders gave me a memo that said it's okay that they did the murders.
I love the 9 am VIP lounge shopping.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I love the 9 am VIP lounge shopping.
Did it once. Won't do it again.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Did it once. Won't do it again.
Coincidentally, I have sparkling wine left over from Thanksgiving. 🥂
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Coincidentally, I have sparkling wine left over from Thanksgiving. 🥂
They're going to try to Parent Trap us.
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
They're going to try to Parent Trap us.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Cher
Alanis Morissette
Hall & Oates
Jimmy Buffett
LA Philharmonic with special guest Randy Newman
Cher
Alanis Morissette
Hall & Oates
Jimmy Buffett
LA Philharmonic with special guest Randy Newman
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Cher
Alanis Morissette
Hall & Oates
Jimmy Buffett
LA Philharmonic with special guest Randy Newman
Cher
Alanis Morissette
Hall & Oates
Jimmy Buffett
LA Philharmonic with special guest Randy Newman
Newborns can't receive the pertussis vaccine, so get your Tdap booster and protect the babies in your life. You need a tetanus update, anyway.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Newborns can't receive the pertussis vaccine, so get your Tdap booster and protect the babies in your life. You need a tetanus update, anyway.
I want to be in the group chat. I want to be in the group chat.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I want to be in the group chat. I want to be in the group chat.
Hey, Derry, Constable Aisling Byrne is delightful, but I worry for her.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hey, Derry, Constable Aisling Byrne is delightful, but I worry for her.
What if we made Arizona a Canadian territory?
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What if we made Arizona a Canadian territory?
Karoline, hold a mirror under his nose.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Karoline, hold a mirror under his nose.