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Atheist
Feminist
Against Fascism
Iconoclastic
Knightly

Beneficial Chaos Agent

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Pizza 30 Minutes before you order it or you pay me.

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November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Here’s a better one.
🙂
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
In tattered robes I recklessly stumble deep into the grocery store. I push rudely past everyone.

“YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! None of you, NONE OF YOU, understand!”

[ climbing onto a conveyor and casually walking nowhere as it groans ]

“THIS”
[ holding up fresh grapes ]
“Does NOT, taste, like THIS!”
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Happy “There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day” to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Here’s a better one.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
New York Times: From Some Perspectives, Democrats Seem Positively Joyous
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I was into Houses before they were even popular in America
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Bewitched is it!
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Which one?
It was Mike, wasnt it?
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ah, found it!
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Everyone talks about how Paprika inspired Nolan to make Inception. But nobody talks about how this Deadpool scene was similarly inspired.
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I see everything in this movie and it makes me cry every time.

The parade is an indictment as much as it is a celebration. Garbage and Joy flowing to an unknown ocean.

Personal and impersonal help. The crime of imposing reality on another.
Misperception and lies.

Just being good.

It’s all there.
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Huh?
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“you there, what day is it?”
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
She died a couple months ago…so no longer an issue
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is serious clown shaming and makes my clown porn viewing habits feel dirty and not at all clown sex positive
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If the text was readable without giving me a migraine, the selection and expectation of what I will see any time I click on any fucking option in the “computer” interface would still make me go Cookie Monster on a Costco sized jar of Xanax and Clonipin.
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Answer key upon opening.
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Here, let’s play a game called “who’s in your squad?” Don’t cheat and look at the dots below the characters. Those are just an apology for not being able to make it exceptionally clear like any other game.
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Ai pathing is not bad, except it finds every problem left in the level that you didn’t see for yourself. Large creatures on shelves are particularly annoying when they are flipping around in every frame trying to find a resting position.
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM