There aren't enough karaoke songs about punching nazis
February 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
There aren't enough karaoke songs about punching nazis
It really fucking sucks when you realize what you thought was genuine kindness was just a performative ego stroke...
February 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It really fucking sucks when you realize what you thought was genuine kindness was just a performative ego stroke...
Worst. Sequel. Ever.
February 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Worst. Sequel. Ever.
I need to be more active on this platform.
February 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I need to be more active on this platform.
It's 4:00 in the morning and I just made this for no fucking reason.
February 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It's 4:00 in the morning and I just made this for no fucking reason.
No, Hayley Williams, it is in fact NOT FUN living in the real world.
January 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
No, Hayley Williams, it is in fact NOT FUN living in the real world.
I'm still going to deadname the Gulf of Mexico. I don't even care.
January 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm still going to deadname the Gulf of Mexico. I don't even care.
I feel like "rearranging the deck furniture on the Titanic" is an accurate metaphor for my existence.
December 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I feel like "rearranging the deck furniture on the Titanic" is an accurate metaphor for my existence.
The universe just ate asparagus and used my soul as a urinal
December 14, 2024 at 5:27 AM
The universe just ate asparagus and used my soul as a urinal
I feel like ONLY using Applepay is classist.
December 14, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I feel like ONLY using Applepay is classist.
Here We Go by Lemonade Mouth but instead of "Be heard, be strong, be proud" it's...
Deny. Defend. Depose.
Deny. Defend. Depose.
December 6, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Here We Go by Lemonade Mouth but instead of "Be heard, be strong, be proud" it's...
Deny. Defend. Depose.
Deny. Defend. Depose.
If I could live my life over again, I'd go back to 2008 and go see Speed Racer in theaters... on 🍄🍄🍄
December 6, 2024 at 1:20 AM
If I could live my life over again, I'd go back to 2008 and go see Speed Racer in theaters... on 🍄🍄🍄
I have no idea what to do with this platform...
November 23, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I have no idea what to do with this platform...