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Jared Wiener
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https://www.forth.news/jared

NYer in LA

The pun is *always* intended.
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Good advice.

When you commit to the filter life, hang on and enjoy the ride.
Enjoy Filter life
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Spotted @ohhleary.bsky.social in the wild.
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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JANUARY 16, 2026 • LOVEJOY, GA • DETAINEE DEATH NOTIFICATIONS ICE detainee passes away at Georgia's Robert A. Deyton Detention Center LOVEJOY, Ga. — On Jan. 14, 2025, Heber Sanchaz Damínguez...
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Wake up, babe. New tariff just dropped.
Effective immediately, any Country doing business with the Islamic Republic of Iran will pay a Tariff of 25% on any and all business being done with the United States of America. This Order is final and conclusive. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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Let’s get crazy.
CHEESE PIZZA MODIFIERS Optional NO CHEESE NO TOMATO SAUCE
January 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Trump says Maduro is in US custody.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The United States of America has successfully carried out a large scale strike against Venezuela and its leader, President Nicolas Maduro, who has been, along with his wife, captured and flown out of the Country. This operation was done in conjunction with U.S. Law Enforcement. Details to follow. There will be a News Conference today at 11 A.M., at Mar-a-Lago. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Wild things happening on The Donald, which bills itself as “A never-ending rally of patriots dedicated to President Donald J. Trump.”
Sort by Top v C CrazyPope • 21m ago When did this become a central pillar of MAGA? I don't understand why this is the focus right now. What happened to draining the swamp? Who thought this term was going to be war with Venezuela and possibly Iran and covering up Epstein? Isn't that the opposite of what was promised? No more new wars, drain the swamp? 个16凸 Reply ParmesanCartel • 15m ago What happened to draining the swamp you ask? Sir, he turned the swamp into a protected wetland! 个10 少 Reply
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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Victor, I found the spoils.
Crate at Costco marked “spoils”
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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They have an editorial policy!
5. Fact-Checking Process Our Fact-Checking Team verifies the accuracy of information before publication. They use official records, direct interviews, and primary sources whenever possible. If new evidence arises post-publication, updates are made and timestamped for full transparency. 6. Use of Artificial Intelligence Al tools may assist editors in research, transcription, and SEO optimization, but all editorial decisions and final content are reviewed and approved by human editors. Al-generated text or images are never published without full human verification.
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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This site is barely even trying.
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December 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Wow, the office really *is* dead this week.
Skeleton sitting at a desk
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Website also now refers to it as the "Trump Kennedy Center"

www.kennedy-center.org
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Trump to address the nation tomorrow evening in prime time.

Topic TBD
My Fellow Americans: I will be giving an ADDRESS TO THE NATION tomorrow night, LIVE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, at 9 P.M. EST. I look forward to “seeing” you then. It has been a great year for our Country, and THE BEST IS YET TO COME! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This is art.

I think.
A picture frame with a paper that says “picture frame temporarily removed”
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Tell me you have a toddler without telling me, Spotify edition.
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It was a cardiac MRI, the President's doctor says.

www.forth.news/whpool/CVgUH...
MEMORANDUM December 1, 2025 TO: KAROLINE LEAVITT, WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY FROM: SEAN P. BARBABELLA, DO. Jaffa as PHYSICIAN TO THE PRESIDENT CAPTAIN, U.S. NAVY SUBJECT: Summary of President Donald J. Trump's Advanced Imaging Results FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE As part of President Donald J. Trump's comprehensive executive physical, advanced imaging was performed because men in his age group benefit from a thorough evaluation of cardiovascular and abdominal health. The purpose of this imaging is preventive: to identify issues early, confirm overall health, and ensure he maintains long-term vitality and function. President Trump's cardiovascular imaging is perfectly normal. There is no evidence of arterial narrowing impairing blood flow or abnormalities in the heart or major vessels. The heart chambers are normal in size, the vessel walls appear smooth and healthy, and there are no signs of inflammation, or clotting. Overall, his cardiovascular system shows excellent health. His abdominal imaging is also perfectly normal. All major organs appear very healthy and well-perfused. Everything evaluated is functioning within normal limits with no acute or chronic concerns. SUMMARY: This level of detailed assessment is standard for an executive physical at President Trump's age and confirms that he remains in excellent overall health.
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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We are all green smiley.
Pain and function assessment chart Green smiley face going through it. "You feel some pain"
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Heard of Casey at Bat?

Here’s Casey AS Bat
Casey wearing bat wings
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Just an absolutely wild statement to see on a US Government website.
USDA Website screengrab with the statement: Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance.
October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Verizon is citing "multiple fiber cuts"
Service Impact Multiple fiber cuts are causing a service interruption for some customers in the Southern California area. Our engineers are aware of this issue and are working to resolve this quickly. We appreciate your patience.
October 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Still linking to a non-existent Twitter account, too
@DeptofDefense on X: "This account doesn't exist"
September 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I found it!

Where all of those missing pages went!
Sign that says 404 Storage
July 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I’m sorry?
Reddit notification saying “because you joined r/Sovereigncitizen” and then another line “I’m being sued by one”
July 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Bart Simpson on the phone listening to a voice say, "Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-U-Phone"
July 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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When Cher writes @duolingoverde.bsky.social lessons
¿Tú crees en la vida después del amor? Do you believe in life after love?
July 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM