Jared Van Dyke
@jaredvandyke.bsky.social
WI born and raised | Husband, dad, nerd | WI sports fanatic | Classic rock and metal | #NeverTrump center-right
Just wait for the evangelicals to twist themselves into knots explaining why it's not gay when the Dear Leader does it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just wait for the evangelicals to twist themselves into knots explaining why it's not gay when the Dear Leader does it.
I could see winning by 20, losing by 20, and everything in between.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I could see winning by 20, losing by 20, and everything in between.
You know the bridge of "Down With the Sickness" where David Draiman is screaming, "why don't you just f*** off and die?" Yeah, that's their healthcare plan.
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You know the bridge of "Down With the Sickness" where David Draiman is screaming, "why don't you just f*** off and die?" Yeah, that's their healthcare plan.
They think Jesus is fine with concentration camps, so...
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They think Jesus is fine with concentration camps, so...
No better warmup for Halloween than a successful exorcism.
October 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
No better warmup for Halloween than a successful exorcism.
I fully expected them to.
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I fully expected them to.
Still too many obvious runs when the passing game is working.
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Still too many obvious runs when the passing game is working.
Pretty sure there are still a bunch in a box somewhere at my parents' house.
October 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Pretty sure there are still a bunch in a box somewhere at my parents' house.
Mighty Max
a cartoon of a boy and a girl with the letter m on their shirts
ALT: a cartoon of a boy and a girl with the letter m on their shirts
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Mighty Max
And it's going about as well as you'd expect for an agreement between three fundamentally dishonest parties.
October 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And it's going about as well as you'd expect for an agreement between three fundamentally dishonest parties.
They're really not. They were already a weirdo cult Hillsdale school.
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They're really not. They were already a weirdo cult Hillsdale school.
I always figured the intervention he needed was a classmate's fist to his face at about age 10.
October 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I always figured the intervention he needed was a classmate's fist to his face at about age 10.
My guess would be they are worried people will adopt them as Halloween props and then return them.
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My guess would be they are worried people will adopt them as Halloween props and then return them.
Can't believe I upgraded my HBO Max to be able to watch this.
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Can't believe I upgraded my HBO Max to be able to watch this.
I didn't see them in the playoffs until I was 20. We're basically living in the Brewers' golden age.
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I didn't see them in the playoffs until I was 20. We're basically living in the Brewers' golden age.
Next best thing to watching Eddie Lacy carry the Vikings secondary on his back.
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Next best thing to watching Eddie Lacy carry the Vikings secondary on his back.