@jaredroberts.bsky.social
What's the melting point of plastic? asking for no particular reason 🫠
May 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
What's the melting point of plastic? asking for no particular reason 🫠
It means FRANCE DID THE RIGHT THING
April 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It means FRANCE DID THE RIGHT THING
love how all these "alpha male" christofascists still have lowercase teeth
March 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
love how all these "alpha male" christofascists still have lowercase teeth
Ima tell my kids this was some billionaire that wanted to move to mars really bad but couldn't because people wouldnt buy his shitty cars, so he cried a whole ocean of tears and nobody cared
March 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ima tell my kids this was some billionaire that wanted to move to mars really bad but couldn't because people wouldnt buy his shitty cars, so he cried a whole ocean of tears and nobody cared
this is the way
March 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
this is the way
why do all these "alpha" males still have baby teeth?
March 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
why do all these "alpha" males still have baby teeth?
You Canucks really popped him in the nuts with that energy tariff — keep up the good work, eh
March 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You Canucks really popped him in the nuts with that energy tariff — keep up the good work, eh
he's gonna force gov't agencies to buy thousands of teslas
March 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
he's gonna force gov't agencies to buy thousands of teslas
i was today years old when i learned the boycotts are absolutely crushing them
March 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
i was today years old when i learned the boycotts are absolutely crushing them
with this hobgoblin you gotta flush him in the magma of mt doom — else he might come crawling back
March 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
with this hobgoblin you gotta flush him in the magma of mt doom — else he might come crawling back
"I didn't think it could happen to ME" reflecting on reasons she voted for the treasonous felon who said he'd make other people's lives miserable
March 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"I didn't think it could happen to ME" reflecting on reasons she voted for the treasonous felon who said he'd make other people's lives miserable
this is the way
March 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
this is the way
They forced that woman to go to DC and defend the greatest city in the nation against strawman attacks from weak-minded men, mere weeks after she freaking gave birth — never been more proud of Mayor Michelle Wu
March 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
They forced that woman to go to DC and defend the greatest city in the nation against strawman attacks from weak-minded men, mere weeks after she freaking gave birth — never been more proud of Mayor Michelle Wu
a maligned foreign actor is directly requesting their response
February 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
a maligned foreign actor is directly requesting their response
He's given up the GOP red ties for the proud boy yellow, i see
February 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He's given up the GOP red ties for the proud boy yellow, i see
Wait, I thought he was renaming it in honor of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg? Because that's what I'm going to tell my kids.
February 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Wait, I thought he was renaming it in honor of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg? Because that's what I'm going to tell my kids.
serious "Don't Look Up" vibes
February 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
serious "Don't Look Up" vibes
Don't these clowns want us out of NATO? What's it matter if Ukraine joins if they think it's a waste?
February 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Don't these clowns want us out of NATO? What's it matter if Ukraine joins if they think it's a waste?
Vlad definitely has the pee tapes
February 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Vlad definitely has the pee tapes