Jared
@jaredmcclain.bsky.social
Civil Rights Lawyer
“Crusading against government officials and the immunity doctrines that protect them." -St. Tammany Parrish Sheriff's Office
Contractually obligated to say that my opinions are my own
“Crusading against government officials and the immunity doctrines that protect them." -St. Tammany Parrish Sheriff's Office
Contractually obligated to say that my opinions are my own
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My critics just don’t understand how things work. The man gave his word.
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My critics just don’t understand how things work. The man gave his word.
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Ellis: Federal agents described a number of protestors as "professional agitators" based on their use of whistles, in part.
"Describing neighborhood moms and rapid response groups as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are and how incredible their statements are."
"Describing neighborhood moms and rapid response groups as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are and how incredible their statements are."
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ellis: Federal agents described a number of protestors as "professional agitators" based on their use of whistles, in part.
"Describing neighborhood moms and rapid response groups as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are and how incredible their statements are."
"Describing neighborhood moms and rapid response groups as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are and how incredible their statements are."
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"I find the defendants' (the DOJ) evidence simply not credible."
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"I find the defendants' (the DOJ) evidence simply not credible."
Other Half is a little east of you near some decent distilleries in Ivy City. Showtime is a decent dive bar a little northwest on Rhode Island Ave.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Other Half is a little east of you near some decent distilleries in Ivy City. Showtime is a decent dive bar a little northwest on Rhode Island Ave.
One time when I was in school I found half of an old lime in the back of the fridge. It was rock solid and smelled like chorizo.
Anyway, that’s the type of juice these guys have.
Anyway, that’s the type of juice these guys have.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One time when I was in school I found half of an old lime in the back of the fridge. It was rock solid and smelled like chorizo.
Anyway, that’s the type of juice these guys have.
Anyway, that’s the type of juice these guys have.
And not a single one will lose their job, or even pause for the briefest moment of self-reflection
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
And not a single one will lose their job, or even pause for the briefest moment of self-reflection
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The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”