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Jared Lipof
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Fiction in @salamandermag.bsky.social, @LAReview, and @emersonreview, Madison Review, and The Best American Mystery Stories 2019. Novel-in-progress. Sound Mixer for TV/Film. He/him.
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November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Former Today Show personality Eugene "Gene" Shalit, looking pretty pleased with the uproarious wordplay he was known for.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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It still circles back to Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Deep cut.
Johnny Dangerously (1984). Danny DeVito telling Griffin Dunne that the copious overwhelming evidence he's gathered against the notorious gangster is flimsy and won't hold up in court.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Peter Finch as Howard Beale at the beginning of Network (1976), calmly telling the viewing audience that he's going to kill himself on live TV.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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What were Cory Bowman's qualifications to run for mayor other than––never mind.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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How many different ways can the NYPost find to say, "ATTENTION EVERYONE! WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO DIRT ON MAMDANI"?

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The New York Post attempts to make a big deal of Zohran Mamdani not recognizing Billy Joel's 'New York State of Mind' on name the artist win five bucks.
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Jeffrey Lebowski, saying, "The royal we, man."
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Meanwhile...
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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What's this like 1.8 entendre?
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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"recommended"
Mayor Quimby, transferring cash from a sack with a dollar sign on it to his personal briefcase.
October 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Doesn't seem like our boy has woke up yet today.
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Cuomo almost full Republican.
October 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Well, this take certainly paid dividends quick.
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I don’t think “I didn’t find out until oppo research” is gonna hold up much longer.
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Principal Skinner, in the Steamed Hams segment, saying "No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't," his inability to swear in Adelita Grijalva being the proverbial Aurora Borealis in the kitchen.
October 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network (1976), howling "I'm mad as a hell and I'm not going to take it anymore."
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I consider this an upside.
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM