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Yeah I wasn't being serious about Ward getting the job. I feel like Kwan is the most likely but I really don't want them giving up one of their top OF prospects for him. I like Buxton but again I just don't see him waiving the NTC.

Whats funny is I was thinking Taylor Ward seems like a decent rental but oop. I'm sure they'd love to give Kyle Tucker the deal the Sox gave Bregman but I doubt he'll accept it. Not buying the Belli hype but wouldn't hate a 2-3 year deal for him. Ryan Ward era begins?

Doubt it's Buxton given how he doesn't want to leave Minny. Don't love Duran either. My completely irrational hope is they get a stopgap and then two of the young guys take over in the next couple of years.

This is outstanding content.

Didn't realize there was a HimCU.

I gotchu.

Congratulations Mike!

Truly the Yoshinobu Yamamoto of ball watchers.

Wallace Shawn? The doctor from Young Sheldon?