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Jared Gray
@jaredisgray.bsky.social
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He/Him. Game Master, Writer, Tinker Gnome, tech burnout, spoiled househusband. Definitely too old for this shit.

Author of Falling Into Midnight
https://www.amazon.com/Falling-into-Midnight-Unsung-Name-ebook/dp/B07G9N61PS/
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also, have quokka hugs
September 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I can smell your spicy brains
September 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Rachel, from Blade Runner, looking at a reCAPTCHA check box and thinking, "That's odd. Why isn't it letting me check that box?"
September 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Geordi's issues with women take on a whole new context when you realize his visor could see through their clothing.
July 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Police? I'd like to report that I've been assaulted by a meme!
Me looking through my meme archive for the perfect reaction pic instead of expressing my emotions in a healthy, communicative way.
June 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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My brain when someone says "phenomenon". Below is a picture of the Manamana muppets singing their famous ear worm of a song.
June 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing, so I'm probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis.
May 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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"Jesus died for our sins." Except he didn't actually STAY dead. So what did he sacrifice? His Weekend? Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins.
April 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Squirrel screaming, "NO!"
April 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Or you can make a sand worm cinnamon roll
cinnamon roll shaped like a sand worm from dune
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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An orcacle, you say?
character token of an orca
March 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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A picture of Valen from Babylon 5, with the caption: Keep the Valen in Valentines
February 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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A cat, labeled "you", engulfed in a blanket that is labeled "My unconditional love, support, and affection."
January 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Sadly, this is the only model phone that still respects your privacy and does not include some intrusive version of AI.
a tin can phone. Two soup cans connected by a string.
January 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Orange cat with one paw pointed at its chest. Caption reads: "I feel you right here in my meow meow."
January 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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sleepy mother cat hugging her restless kitten
November 9, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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My life has become a single, ongoing revelation that I haven't been cynical enough.
November 6, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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Desperately trying not to think about the non-zero chance of everything I've ever known going to shit over the next week.
Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming some things or some shit. I don't know. Fuck off.
November 3, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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In honor of #Veilguard
fuck me it's more daggers!
October 31, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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black cat with lisp attempting to say "Spooky"
October 31, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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Picard telling Q to fuck off, he's busy reading.
October 27, 2024 at 6:34 PM