Jared
@jaredellis96.bsky.social
2x MoJoe’s Burger Joint Hall of Famer. Shania Twain said I was the sweetest.
Locked tf in with the jams at work today
February 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Locked tf in with the jams at work today
Bred to pull sleds in the arctic. Forced to get toys stuck on his head.
January 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bred to pull sleds in the arctic. Forced to get toys stuck on his head.
January 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
January 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Voting for America’s Favorite Pet begins in 2 days. Vote for my son or he’s going to shed all over your house.
January 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Voting for America’s Favorite Pet begins in 2 days. Vote for my son or he’s going to shed all over your house.
Another week of From Zero being number one.
January 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Another week of From Zero being number one.
2024 had some highs and some lows. But through it all I had my best friend.
January 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
2024 had some highs and some lows. But through it all I had my best friend.
My albums of the year
December 30, 2024 at 12:31 AM
My albums of the year
Happy holidays or whatever is pissing off the republicans now
December 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Happy holidays or whatever is pissing off the republicans now
2025 is looking absolutely stacked
December 18, 2024 at 3:50 AM
2025 is looking absolutely stacked
If he fits. He sits.
December 15, 2024 at 8:27 PM
If he fits. He sits.
Crank it all the way up
December 13, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Crank it all the way up
New meme reaction just dropped just in time for one’s next term as president.
#creaturecommandos
#creaturecommandos
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 PM
New meme reaction just dropped just in time for one’s next term as president.
#creaturecommandos
#creaturecommandos
He sung the song of his people today
December 13, 2024 at 4:41 AM
He sung the song of his people today
Toothpaste caught in the Lidl
December 7, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Toothpaste caught in the Lidl
The Devil Wears Prada, Bloodywood/BABYMETAL, Underoath, and fucking Shadows Fall all releasing new songs on the same day is absolutely wild.
December 6, 2024 at 8:27 PM
The Devil Wears Prada, Bloodywood/BABYMETAL, Underoath, and fucking Shadows Fall all releasing new songs on the same day is absolutely wild.