Jared Collier
@jaredcollier.bsky.social
Scream • '90s Alt. Rock • Horror • Cinephile • Physical Media • Vintage Clothing 💿🍓🌛🌈
All the relevant information you need concerning this migrating bird 😉
IG: @jared.h.collier95
All the relevant information you need concerning this migrating bird 😉
IG: @jared.h.collier95
Gradually trying to enter my “slightly mature but still unapologetic dorky fanboy framed poster era” (the framed aspect, of course, to create a sense of so-called “maturity” 😏) for my new place and adventure 🖤
Hope you all have a good Sunday! 🤗
Hope you all have a good Sunday! 🤗
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Gradually trying to enter my “slightly mature but still unapologetic dorky fanboy framed poster era” (the framed aspect, of course, to create a sense of so-called “maturity” 😏) for my new place and adventure 🖤
Hope you all have a good Sunday! 🤗
Hope you all have a good Sunday! 🤗
Happy Halloween!! 🎃 🤗
I hope you all have a good and safe one! Has always been a childhood wish to dress as Freddy Krueger and that was finally fulfilled! Freddy was my first horror love - 9 year old me would be so proud 😂
I hope you all have a good and safe one! Has always been a childhood wish to dress as Freddy Krueger and that was finally fulfilled! Freddy was my first horror love - 9 year old me would be so proud 😂
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Happy Halloween!! 🎃 🤗
I hope you all have a good and safe one! Has always been a childhood wish to dress as Freddy Krueger and that was finally fulfilled! Freddy was my first horror love - 9 year old me would be so proud 😂
I hope you all have a good and safe one! Has always been a childhood wish to dress as Freddy Krueger and that was finally fulfilled! Freddy was my first horror love - 9 year old me would be so proud 😂
Essential spooky season viewing:
Office Killer (1997)
Such an underrated little film. Only one acclaimed photographer Cindy Sherman ever made. Has my favorite Carol Kane performance ever.
Also, this film inspired my “corporate downsizer” costume that’s possibly my fave I’ve worn 😂
Office Killer (1997)
Such an underrated little film. Only one acclaimed photographer Cindy Sherman ever made. Has my favorite Carol Kane performance ever.
Also, this film inspired my “corporate downsizer” costume that’s possibly my fave I’ve worn 😂
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Essential spooky season viewing:
Office Killer (1997)
Such an underrated little film. Only one acclaimed photographer Cindy Sherman ever made. Has my favorite Carol Kane performance ever.
Also, this film inspired my “corporate downsizer” costume that’s possibly my fave I’ve worn 😂
Office Killer (1997)
Such an underrated little film. Only one acclaimed photographer Cindy Sherman ever made. Has my favorite Carol Kane performance ever.
Also, this film inspired my “corporate downsizer” costume that’s possibly my fave I’ve worn 😂
Love local Mom & Pop grocery stores 🤗 🍂🎃🍅 Have a great Saturday, all 🤗
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Love local Mom & Pop grocery stores 🤗 🍂🎃🍅 Have a great Saturday, all 🤗
Spooky season Sunday 😃 🎃
Got some pumpkins for my front door and balcony! 🎃 it also wouldn’t be October if I didn’t buy myself a new Ghostface mask every year- LOVE how they’ve brought back the vanilla scented ones. Also, bought Weapons (2025), which I’m watching for the 1st time tonight! 😎
Got some pumpkins for my front door and balcony! 🎃 it also wouldn’t be October if I didn’t buy myself a new Ghostface mask every year- LOVE how they’ve brought back the vanilla scented ones. Also, bought Weapons (2025), which I’m watching for the 1st time tonight! 😎
October 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Spooky season Sunday 😃 🎃
Got some pumpkins for my front door and balcony! 🎃 it also wouldn’t be October if I didn’t buy myself a new Ghostface mask every year- LOVE how they’ve brought back the vanilla scented ones. Also, bought Weapons (2025), which I’m watching for the 1st time tonight! 😎
Got some pumpkins for my front door and balcony! 🎃 it also wouldn’t be October if I didn’t buy myself a new Ghostface mask every year- LOVE how they’ve brought back the vanilla scented ones. Also, bought Weapons (2025), which I’m watching for the 1st time tonight! 😎
For you, Diane! 😭
This little movie was savaged by critics when it came out, but I’ve always kinda adored it. You wouldn’t think it, but it has been a go-to movie of mine at times in my life of anxiety and bedridden sadness. Diane Keaton’s comforting, radiant screen presence eased that. RIP, icon ❤️
This little movie was savaged by critics when it came out, but I’ve always kinda adored it. You wouldn’t think it, but it has been a go-to movie of mine at times in my life of anxiety and bedridden sadness. Diane Keaton’s comforting, radiant screen presence eased that. RIP, icon ❤️
October 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
For you, Diane! 😭
This little movie was savaged by critics when it came out, but I’ve always kinda adored it. You wouldn’t think it, but it has been a go-to movie of mine at times in my life of anxiety and bedridden sadness. Diane Keaton’s comforting, radiant screen presence eased that. RIP, icon ❤️
This little movie was savaged by critics when it came out, but I’ve always kinda adored it. You wouldn’t think it, but it has been a go-to movie of mine at times in my life of anxiety and bedridden sadness. Diane Keaton’s comforting, radiant screen presence eased that. RIP, icon ❤️
Little Ghostface Spirit Halloween haul 😃
I’m the only one on my floor who doesn’t have a placemat. Could have bought a respectable “Welcome” adult one from a home goods store, but fanboy is always fun and go-to 😉
I’m the only one on my floor who doesn’t have a placemat. Could have bought a respectable “Welcome” adult one from a home goods store, but fanboy is always fun and go-to 😉
October 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Little Ghostface Spirit Halloween haul 😃
I’m the only one on my floor who doesn’t have a placemat. Could have bought a respectable “Welcome” adult one from a home goods store, but fanboy is always fun and go-to 😉
I’m the only one on my floor who doesn’t have a placemat. Could have bought a respectable “Welcome” adult one from a home goods store, but fanboy is always fun and go-to 😉
Off on a Friday! 😊
Wore my Sonic Youth Washing Machine tee and blared it to celebrate its 30th! 💿
Checked out a local flea market. Found a rare Goosebumps and Imperial Teen vinyl (w/ promo poster + postcard inside!)🌝
Settled at a local coffee shop to read and write. Hope you all had a good day!☕️
Wore my Sonic Youth Washing Machine tee and blared it to celebrate its 30th! 💿
Checked out a local flea market. Found a rare Goosebumps and Imperial Teen vinyl (w/ promo poster + postcard inside!)🌝
Settled at a local coffee shop to read and write. Hope you all had a good day!☕️
September 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Off on a Friday! 😊
Wore my Sonic Youth Washing Machine tee and blared it to celebrate its 30th! 💿
Checked out a local flea market. Found a rare Goosebumps and Imperial Teen vinyl (w/ promo poster + postcard inside!)🌝
Settled at a local coffee shop to read and write. Hope you all had a good day!☕️
Wore my Sonic Youth Washing Machine tee and blared it to celebrate its 30th! 💿
Checked out a local flea market. Found a rare Goosebumps and Imperial Teen vinyl (w/ promo poster + postcard inside!)🌝
Settled at a local coffee shop to read and write. Hope you all had a good day!☕️
Seeing Garbage was so special!
When they announced it was likely their final US headline tour, I took it as a sign to splurge for the VIP experience and I’m so grateful I could! Front row, within a few feet of an icon and total role model of mine hearing songs that mean everything to me? Perfect🥹
When they announced it was likely their final US headline tour, I took it as a sign to splurge for the VIP experience and I’m so grateful I could! Front row, within a few feet of an icon and total role model of mine hearing songs that mean everything to me? Perfect🥹
September 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Seeing Garbage was so special!
When they announced it was likely their final US headline tour, I took it as a sign to splurge for the VIP experience and I’m so grateful I could! Front row, within a few feet of an icon and total role model of mine hearing songs that mean everything to me? Perfect🥹
When they announced it was likely their final US headline tour, I took it as a sign to splurge for the VIP experience and I’m so grateful I could! Front row, within a few feet of an icon and total role model of mine hearing songs that mean everything to me? Perfect🥹
Oh, I don’t know…just going to see freakin’ GARBAGE today 😍😍
Shirley Manson is the epitome of a rock queen and is a huge role model of mine! So grateful to finally see a headline show of theirs!
Repping my vintage Beautiful Garbage tour tee from 2001/2002 🌹
Shirley Manson is the epitome of a rock queen and is a huge role model of mine! So grateful to finally see a headline show of theirs!
Repping my vintage Beautiful Garbage tour tee from 2001/2002 🌹
September 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Oh, I don’t know…just going to see freakin’ GARBAGE today 😍😍
Shirley Manson is the epitome of a rock queen and is a huge role model of mine! So grateful to finally see a headline show of theirs!
Repping my vintage Beautiful Garbage tour tee from 2001/2002 🌹
Shirley Manson is the epitome of a rock queen and is a huge role model of mine! So grateful to finally see a headline show of theirs!
Repping my vintage Beautiful Garbage tour tee from 2001/2002 🌹
Can’t resist the siren call of Halloween as August ends! Hope you all are well! 🎃
August 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can’t resist the siren call of Halloween as August ends! Hope you all are well! 🎃
New Imperial Teen tee acquired!
Been wanting this one forever! Definitely oversized but kinda cozy for that reason 🤗 Hope you all have a great weekend!
Been wanting this one forever! Definitely oversized but kinda cozy for that reason 🤗 Hope you all have a great weekend!
August 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New Imperial Teen tee acquired!
Been wanting this one forever! Definitely oversized but kinda cozy for that reason 🤗 Hope you all have a great weekend!
Been wanting this one forever! Definitely oversized but kinda cozy for that reason 🤗 Hope you all have a great weekend!
Feeling like a (sleep)walking study in demonology today ✨
Also, haircut 🙌 Hope you all have a great day!
Also, haircut 🙌 Hope you all have a great day!
August 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Feeling like a (sleep)walking study in demonology today ✨
Also, haircut 🙌 Hope you all have a great day!
Also, haircut 🙌 Hope you all have a great day!
Happy 30th anniversary to Letters to Cleo's Wholesale Meats and Fish (gotta love '90s irony album title)
My fave Cleo album! Own an original shirt from that tour I think I shall wear whilst going out tonight 😁
My fave Cleo album! Own an original shirt from that tour I think I shall wear whilst going out tonight 😁
August 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Happy 30th anniversary to Letters to Cleo's Wholesale Meats and Fish (gotta love '90s irony album title)
My fave Cleo album! Own an original shirt from that tour I think I shall wear whilst going out tonight 😁
My fave Cleo album! Own an original shirt from that tour I think I shall wear whilst going out tonight 😁
Tuesday Listening 💿💙
The 💇♀️,
the 📺,
the 👶
& the 🎸🎹🥁
Their most underrated album IMO. Own an original promo poster of it I hope to get framed!
Hope you all have a good day! 🤗
youtu.be/7JoEP2nqJ1g?...
The 💇♀️,
the 📺,
the 👶
& the 🎸🎹🥁
Their most underrated album IMO. Own an original promo poster of it I hope to get framed!
Hope you all have a good day! 🤗
youtu.be/7JoEP2nqJ1g?...
July 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Tuesday Listening 💿💙
The 💇♀️,
the 📺,
the 👶
& the 🎸🎹🥁
Their most underrated album IMO. Own an original promo poster of it I hope to get framed!
Hope you all have a good day! 🤗
youtu.be/7JoEP2nqJ1g?...
The 💇♀️,
the 📺,
the 👶
& the 🎸🎹🥁
Their most underrated album IMO. Own an original promo poster of it I hope to get framed!
Hope you all have a good day! 🤗
youtu.be/7JoEP2nqJ1g?...
Wouldn't be summer without a PSYCHO BEACH PARTY! 🔪⛱️
Been a while since I've seen it but remember loving it and thinking it was hilarious. Lauren Ambrose especially is. Fun, queer AF spoof of 60s beach movies and 70s grind house slashers 🙌
Been a while since I've seen it but remember loving it and thinking it was hilarious. Lauren Ambrose especially is. Fun, queer AF spoof of 60s beach movies and 70s grind house slashers 🙌
July 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Wouldn't be summer without a PSYCHO BEACH PARTY! 🔪⛱️
Been a while since I've seen it but remember loving it and thinking it was hilarious. Lauren Ambrose especially is. Fun, queer AF spoof of 60s beach movies and 70s grind house slashers 🙌
Been a while since I've seen it but remember loving it and thinking it was hilarious. Lauren Ambrose especially is. Fun, queer AF spoof of 60s beach movies and 70s grind house slashers 🙌
Evidently "Walley World" put these out a day early, so I snagged me one 💀
Still haven't seen it but will rectify that soon!
Still haven't seen it but will rectify that soon!
July 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Evidently "Walley World" put these out a day early, so I snagged me one 💀
Still haven't seen it but will rectify that soon!
Still haven't seen it but will rectify that soon!
That Dog.
Totally Crushed Out! (1995) 💋
Giving this underrated '90s Alt. Rock gem a spin for its 30th anniversary 💿 LOVE this band - first learned of them from Buffy actually!
Fun Fact: Lead singer Anna Waronker now co-composes and sings the banger "No Return" theme song to Yellowjackets!
Totally Crushed Out! (1995) 💋
Giving this underrated '90s Alt. Rock gem a spin for its 30th anniversary 💿 LOVE this band - first learned of them from Buffy actually!
Fun Fact: Lead singer Anna Waronker now co-composes and sings the banger "No Return" theme song to Yellowjackets!
July 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That Dog.
Totally Crushed Out! (1995) 💋
Giving this underrated '90s Alt. Rock gem a spin for its 30th anniversary 💿 LOVE this band - first learned of them from Buffy actually!
Fun Fact: Lead singer Anna Waronker now co-composes and sings the banger "No Return" theme song to Yellowjackets!
Totally Crushed Out! (1995) 💋
Giving this underrated '90s Alt. Rock gem a spin for its 30th anniversary 💿 LOVE this band - first learned of them from Buffy actually!
Fun Fact: Lead singer Anna Waronker now co-composes and sings the banger "No Return" theme song to Yellowjackets!
Little miss Croaker got sauteed tonight 😉🪝
July 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Little miss Croaker got sauteed tonight 😉🪝
The last thing I need is another Scream shirt to add to my already overflowing and neglected collection...but, dang it, my fanboy heart simply can't resist the Ghostface siren call of consumerism when I see a new one out running errands 😁💙
July 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The last thing I need is another Scream shirt to add to my already overflowing and neglected collection...but, dang it, my fanboy heart simply can't resist the Ghostface siren call of consumerism when I see a new one out running errands 😁💙
Ode to the lost art of CD booklet band photos - '90s Alt. Rock edition 💿🤘
Just has that certain je ne sais quoi you can't get with streaming
Happy Saturday!
Just has that certain je ne sais quoi you can't get with streaming
Happy Saturday!
July 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ode to the lost art of CD booklet band photos - '90s Alt. Rock edition 💿🤘
Just has that certain je ne sais quoi you can't get with streaming
Happy Saturday!
Just has that certain je ne sais quoi you can't get with streaming
Happy Saturday!
Happy 10th (!?) anniversary to Veruca Salt's reunion album: Ghost Notes (2015)
By far THE greatest reunion album ever made. A perfect blend of picking up where they left off, but embracing a maturity. I'm always moved to tears in the end by it with its messages of nostalgia and reconciliation
By far THE greatest reunion album ever made. A perfect blend of picking up where they left off, but embracing a maturity. I'm always moved to tears in the end by it with its messages of nostalgia and reconciliation
July 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Happy 10th (!?) anniversary to Veruca Salt's reunion album: Ghost Notes (2015)
By far THE greatest reunion album ever made. A perfect blend of picking up where they left off, but embracing a maturity. I'm always moved to tears in the end by it with its messages of nostalgia and reconciliation
By far THE greatest reunion album ever made. A perfect blend of picking up where they left off, but embracing a maturity. I'm always moved to tears in the end by it with its messages of nostalgia and reconciliation
Terror Train tee, watermelon, new poster and a new '90s CD made for a fun past 2 days 😁 Hope you all had a nice one! 🚂🔪🍉😎💿
July 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Terror Train tee, watermelon, new poster and a new '90s CD made for a fun past 2 days 😁 Hope you all had a nice one! 🚂🔪🍉😎💿
Felt somewhat positive in my 30 y/o bod 🤭 Am so grateful for and fortunate to have the opportunity to (finally!) go to the pool and spend time with loved ones 😎🌊
Hope you all have a safe day and, despite the disturbing state of the world, can find that 1 thing that makes it worth hoping for 💙💋
Hope you all have a safe day and, despite the disturbing state of the world, can find that 1 thing that makes it worth hoping for 💙💋
July 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Felt somewhat positive in my 30 y/o bod 🤭 Am so grateful for and fortunate to have the opportunity to (finally!) go to the pool and spend time with loved ones 😎🌊
Hope you all have a safe day and, despite the disturbing state of the world, can find that 1 thing that makes it worth hoping for 💙💋
Hope you all have a safe day and, despite the disturbing state of the world, can find that 1 thing that makes it worth hoping for 💙💋
😎 Hey, Goo. What's new?
July 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
😎 Hey, Goo. What's new?