Jared Bohlken
@jaredbohlken.com
Filmmaker
Musician (@milkbreak.org)
Game Dev (@fearofcorn.com)
Motion Designer
jaredbohlken.com
Musician (@milkbreak.org)
Game Dev (@fearofcorn.com)
Motion Designer
jaredbohlken.com
today, somehow, the feeling has gotten worse
today i feel despair
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
today, somehow, the feeling has gotten worse
I added a secret old Flash game to my new portfolio landing page because now that I know React, I simply cannot be stopped: jaredbohlken.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I added a secret old Flash game to my new portfolio landing page because now that I know React, I simply cannot be stopped: jaredbohlken.com
today i feel despair
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
today i feel despair
8 songs mixed. 4 to go.
January 2, 2026 at 7:18 AM
8 songs mixed. 4 to go.
7 songs mixed. 5 to go.
December 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
7 songs mixed. 5 to go.
I understand that the storytelling is glossed over by the pretty visuals and slick blockbuster action, but saying the Avatar movies lack emotional and narrative depth is like saying a Long Island iced tea has no alcohol in it.
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I understand that the storytelling is glossed over by the pretty visuals and slick blockbuster action, but saying the Avatar movies lack emotional and narrative depth is like saying a Long Island iced tea has no alcohol in it.
i'm working on a song that puts me in such a bad headspace which is really challenging
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
i'm working on a song that puts me in such a bad headspace which is really challenging
Look I don’t even watch the show but boo hoo there’s an anachronistic video game in your dark fantasy show, who gives a shit?
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Look I don’t even watch the show but boo hoo there’s an anachronistic video game in your dark fantasy show, who gives a shit?
I bought my Osmose Expressive E like two years ago and have spent so little time with it until tonight, and uh... this is the coolest synth I've ever played? Holy shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I bought my Osmose Expressive E like two years ago and have spent so little time with it until tonight, and uh... this is the coolest synth I've ever played? Holy shit
mr no new wars starts new war man this shit is so exhausting
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
mr no new wars starts new war man this shit is so exhausting
i sure wish the license for the software i bought on monday would arrive. oh well 🏴☠️
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i sure wish the license for the software i bought on monday would arrive. oh well 🏴☠️
this is still the only video i've been truly proud of www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKwe...
masked singer truth exposed
YouTube video by Jared Bohlken
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
this is still the only video i've been truly proud of www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKwe...
If I ever receive one of those stupid trump $1 coins as change I will simply toss it into the trash
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If I ever receive one of those stupid trump $1 coins as change I will simply toss it into the trash
New rule to curb my social media habits: if I’m scrolling on an app and see AI-generated content, I simply close the app. What a waste.
October 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
New rule to curb my social media habits: if I’m scrolling on an app and see AI-generated content, I simply close the app. What a waste.
Hi I don’t want to see any ai slop sora videos on my feed thanks get a life ✌️
October 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hi I don’t want to see any ai slop sora videos on my feed thanks get a life ✌️
What if the rapture DID happen but none of us made the cut because of our failure on gun control
September 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
What if the rapture DID happen but none of us made the cut because of our failure on gun control
Sorry to defend LOST at 113am to my 4 followers but the show answers almost all of its own mysteries by the end. i grow tired of the slander
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Sorry to defend LOST at 113am to my 4 followers but the show answers almost all of its own mysteries by the end. i grow tired of the slander
i prefer them uncut
(the AMC Nicole Kidman ads i mean)
(the AMC Nicole Kidman ads i mean)
September 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i prefer them uncut
(the AMC Nicole Kidman ads i mean)
(the AMC Nicole Kidman ads i mean)
just finished the curse (wow yes) and am now free of my own curse (subscribing to paramount plus)
September 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
just finished the curse (wow yes) and am now free of my own curse (subscribing to paramount plus)
i hope there's a hell because we're all going there for our failure on gun control
August 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i hope there's a hell because we're all going there for our failure on gun control
i haven't felt right since doing a double feature of Funny Games (1997) and Funny Games (2007)
July 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i haven't felt right since doing a double feature of Funny Games (1997) and Funny Games (2007)
why is there no Don Bluth in the Criterion Collection, that's actually bullshit
July 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
why is there no Don Bluth in the Criterion Collection, that's actually bullshit
It may not have made as big of a splash as I'd hoped, but it warms my heart to see people still enjoying my video game. In a world of horrors, be a good friend.
July 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
It may not have made as big of a splash as I'd hoped, but it warms my heart to see people still enjoying my video game. In a world of horrors, be a good friend.
Nobody throughout my childhood prepared me for how many class action lawsuits I'd be a settlement class member of in my adult life.
June 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Nobody throughout my childhood prepared me for how many class action lawsuits I'd be a settlement class member of in my adult life.