Jared Norman
@jardo.dev
Computers bend to my will. https://jardo.dev
The power went out at the cabin right after we finished making breakfast this morning. Lit a candle and watched the waves roll in.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The power went out at the cabin right after we finished making breakfast this morning. Lit a candle and watched the waves roll in.
Amy upgraded my @deadcode.website shirts by tie-dying them.
October 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Amy upgraded my @deadcode.website shirts by tie-dying them.
Shots from today's surf adventure. The dog (I assume) belonged to the only other surfer left out when I paddled in. Very good surf dog. So patient.
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Shots from today's surf adventure. The dog (I assume) belonged to the only other surfer left out when I paddled in. Very good surf dog. So patient.
The boards and wetsuit are loaded up. Just grabbing a coffee before I head to the beach. It's gonna be a good day. 🤙
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The boards and wetsuit are loaded up. Just grabbing a coffee before I head to the beach. It's gonna be a good day. 🤙
I prefer hot sauce on my pizza, but you have to work with what you've got.
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I prefer hot sauce on my pizza, but you have to work with what you've got.
Completed my final long run before the half marathon in a couple weeks. It's taper time.
September 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Completed my final long run before the half marathon in a couple weeks. It's taper time.
If I got confused and wanted to return to Twitter, its algorithm would immediately change my mind and make me leave again.
September 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If I got confused and wanted to return to Twitter, its algorithm would immediately change my mind and make me leave again.
I hated running for a little over two hours today! (Sadly I'm actually the kind of sociopath who loves running.)
September 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I hated running for a little over two hours today! (Sadly I'm actually the kind of sociopath who loves running.)
I don't think that's Ruby, Sentry.
September 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don't think that's Ruby, Sentry.
Managed to drag myself 18km today.
September 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Managed to drag myself 18km today.
Took a page out of my little bro's book and clocked a 17k run on a day where I've got a hockey game later. Better go eat 3000 calories.
September 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Took a page out of my little bro's book and clocked a 17k run on a day where I've got a hockey game later. Better go eat 3000 calories.
Sky is doing something.
September 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sky is doing something.
Something tells me that ads like this probably aren't helping sell this product to anyone who isn't on magic mushrooms (which is most people, unfortunately).
August 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Something tells me that ads like this probably aren't helping sell this product to anyone who isn't on magic mushrooms (which is most people, unfortunately).
![[borat voice] my wife](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cwapeeggb7yf5xcpz6rx7ncp/bafkreiaqcvzw6wnlsmm3ii4qlow5ujl3lpyjslbgwlvsa4zli5qhmpzmeq@jpeg)
I give Claude stupid rules when working on side projects.
August 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I give Claude stupid rules when working on side projects.
Roxie has lost all concepts of how beds work.
August 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Roxie has lost all concepts of how beds work.
The motley crew that made the ride.
August 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The motley crew that made the ride.
Rode out to this nice red gate for the first time today. (And kept going to get a sandwich and catch a ferry.) #yyj #BikeTooter
August 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Rode out to this nice red gate for the first time today. (And kept going to get a sandwich and catch a ferry.) #yyj #BikeTooter
Was it really worth saving two characters each time you used the variable?
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Was it really worth saving two characters each time you used the variable?
Thanks forest fires for the cool colours.
August 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Thanks forest fires for the cool colours.
Whoops, I meant to attach pics to the first post about my run.
August 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Whoops, I meant to attach pics to the first post about my run.
