Astonishingly good move. Mikey Neser is mustard. Closest signing as a consummate seam bowler on a length aligned with vital lower order runs at 8 👌🏼 Fronted my Queensland Bulls for years and delivered unceasingly. Warnie would look good upon this. RIP The Good Warne 🙏🏼

For those unfamiliar with cricket nomenclature, the “bee’s dick” is the closest fielding position to the bat.

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What is that guy on? 😂

Absolutely 🎯👌🏼

Game-Play

Are you on?

If you’re not fully ON, you’re off.

England didn’t take any of their good periods on.

AUS pretty relentless.

You’re not far off. This 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 setup’s naff psychobabble is starting to wear thin. 2010/11 had the meticulous, smart, driven Andy Flower; the current coach should be hanging out shooting the shit with the NZ U-19 T10 squad. Night & Day.The ECB have some winter meetings to fix. #Ashes #Cricket #AUSvsENG

As a QLD Bulls 🐂🏏 fan, I can tell you Mickey Neser has carried our Shield attack for years and doubles up bloody well in the Big Bash for @heatbbl.bsky.social Only thing’s kept him out the Test XI the last ten years is Paddy Cummins, which is a pretty good problem to have.

Get it on! Bangladesh B & Ireland A combined XI shindig at Marvell under lights, sharing the venue with AC/DC.

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Pound for pound, what you buy is what you get…best cricketer in the game, no question. Massive for the series. 🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏🔥 #Ashes #Cricket #Cummins

Nah mate, you’re scrambled in your thinking, I love a yucca and a scented candle. Good luck t’ya.

Joe Root it feels has to become the Fletcher Christian of this voyage into the southern hemisphere. Captain Brendan BlytheDisdain has to be ignored. Joe must drag young ship’s boy Brook along and hatch a plan for batting…a-hem…sensibly in Adelaide. For hours. For England. For CRICKET. #Ashes #Mutiny

But those three things work.

Le cricket est une énigme à l'intérieur d'un mystère. N'essayez même pas de le comprendre 🙌🏼😂

This 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 setup’s naff psychobabble is starting to wear thin. 2010/11 had the meticulous, smart, driven Andy Flower; the current coach should be hanging out shooting the shit with the NZ U-19 T10 squad. Night & Day. #Ashes #Cricket #AUSvsENG

He’s like the third Ronnie sitting on the farm gate chewing through a sheaf of wheat talking this current setup’s platitudinous psychobabble. Bit of a vacuum at top. How many more points on the ‘England Cricket Coach Test’ would Andy Flower get? #Cricket #Ashes #Bazball #Gabba #AUSvsENG

Absolutely. And Strauss the perfect complement to him. This England are so far off the map from that group it’s embarrassing. Decent lads to a man, but failure at the core of their modus operandi. Feels like they bought into an ethos that doesn’t fit enough of them. Root must be Fletcher Christian.

The 90’s analog version tours the Caribbean.