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Jarathen
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A quiet night with the best of indoors and out.
An orange and white tabby cat tucked into a blanket, laying on her side but also completely flopped on her back, dead asleep under a fluffy pink blanket, on top of a person's torso in a green cardigan. A picture of the northern lights over Iowa. Some bright fuschia highlighting against the purple night sky, foregrounded by trees.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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The Scout Trooper is SMOOTH
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I know what I am.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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It is the season of the orb weaver.
A picture of a brown orb weaver spider in the middle of her web, visible thanks to the black Buick Encore behind it.
September 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Never Forget
A screenshot from Rick and Morty showing the character "Little Dipper", who has an abnormally large head to go with a very small face.
September 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Delish has this:
Air fryer hard boiled egg recipe: Step 1 Preheat air fryer to 270°. Add eggs and cook for 15 minutes for hard boiled eggs. For eggs with jammier yolks, cook for 12 to 13 minutes; for soft boiled eggs, 9 to 10 minutes. Step 2 While the eggs cook, prepare an ice bath. As soon as the eggs are done, transfer them to the ice bath to halt the cooking. Once cooled, peel the eggs and serve.
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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A GIF of Bender from Futurama saying, "Ah. Functional." As he drinks mineral oil instead of his preferred alcohol.
September 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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No new pictures. Where you at.
A cropped screenshot from the game "13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim". The ruins of a city surround two teenagers, a boy in a black school uniform and a girl in a white uniform with a dark pleated skirt. The girl, looking at the utter wreckage, says "I think we're in the year 2025."
August 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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A still from The Simpsons episode "Homer's Night Out" showing a letter carrier encountering Bart, who has been pestering her for six months daily, asking for the status of his spy camera. She's saying "Every day for the last six months!" with exasperation.
July 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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There has never been a good Funko Pop figure and there never will b-
A Funko Pop of Star Trek Lower Decks creature "Moopsy", a cute rotund creature that "drinks bones".
July 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I loved stumbling across real old Alf Shit and sharing it, it was just silly fun. Like this one.
A picture of a cross stitch book titled "Welcome to Alf's Kitchen", which shows a cross-stitched menu starring Alf and many Alf-themed recipes. They are not always culturally sensitive. And they indicate that Alf will eat a cat every chance he gets. Which is not new.
July 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I keep thinking about this Season 1 moment from fricking RICK AND MORTY, and how that's where we're at all across the board.
July 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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When your body is desperately trying to communicate what your words wont
A still from the original post video where a talking head (I don't know who this man is) indicates that Biden was President in the middle of Trump's first term.
July 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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WHAT DID THEY DO TO SCOTTY'S HAIR
A still from Star Teek episode "Spock's Brain", in which Scotty's hair is no longer flat and parted but instead combed straight back and greased down. It looks bad. And worse, out of character.
July 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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We need more Klingon-ass naming conventions in the world
A headline from The Athletic that reads: Rockies pick Ethan Holliday, son of Matt, with No. 4 selection in MILB Draft.
July 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Legitimately thrilled to get this in the mail today. Put a smile on my face in spite of everything. The Onion, everyone!
The classic "sickos" image, a cartoon guy standing outside a window, looking in with a black long sleeve shirt with "sickos" prints on it. The image is printed four times in a pop art style, with each panel having its own color scheme.
July 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Happy Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed Month.
July 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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I don't feel qualified to score some of these categories, to be honest.
A Product Review prompt from Walmart.com, asking me, the purchaser of "Meow Mix Irresistable Cat Treats - Soft With White Meat Chicken, 6.5-Ounce Bag", if it lives up to my expectations, with a focus on Flavor, Value For The Money, Quality, and Texture.
June 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Bluesky Exclusive picture of what Saturdays are like
A picture of an orange and white tabby cat sleeping on a fluffy pink blanket, her ear a bit smushed into it. She looks very satisfied and soft.
June 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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A GIF from The Simpsons episode "Kamp Krusty", where Krusty the Clown is sobbing, saying, "They drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I'm not made of stone!" Because rich people will always get their bag and explain their reasoning later.
June 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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And it was the first step towards getting THIS yesterday. Thanks for making the world a little bit better.
May 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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My pop culture thingie hasn't changed since last time I did it. There's no fixing how deeply uncool I am.
Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec Chidi from Odo from Deep Space Nine Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters
May 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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The plant your man could smell like
A picture of a "corpse flower" in bloom.
May 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The things I do for love
A sign that reads "Corpse Flower Line Starts This Way"
May 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM