Buddy, you think I *want* to be on these websites? If it weren't for my flagrant lack of self control, I'd have deleted social media ages ago. If these sites die, I'll finally have nothing to resort to.

Nothing official yet. Although, Tom Pelissero just jumped in a couple minutes ago to say that they're only still a hashing out a deal, so maybe there's still time for Howie to swoop in?

Jordan Schultz says Slay is going to Pitt

At least it's out of division

Is it possible for them to get 2 3rd round comp picks for Sweat and Milt?

Damn, wish Howie got that Dickerson contract done sooner now.

Membou probably isn't falling out of the top 10 now after the combine.

Mailata and Lane Johnson are $42m but very well worth it 😂

Greg Olsen spending thirty seconds to analyze a play that didn't count instead of showing the penalty that canceled it is a prime example of why he's awful. He insists on only talking about what he wants to instead of showing us the game in front of us.

Lol, I'm very pro analytics

He's awful. Wildly disagree. And his voice is annoying.

Like, I don't mind if we lose because of the Kenny Pickett asterisk, but talking about this game like Washington didn't get gifted with the absence of our QB1 is driving me wild.

I mean, Kenny Pickett is that bad. I'm not sweating it unless Jalen is out for long.

There's a RB in the area

Lol what

Shut up Pibs.