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Jaql
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British/Canadian black-backed jackal living in Maryland after a decade in Silicon Valley. Atheist, humanist, pluralist, leftist.
Essentially yes, though internally!
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
- I predicted Steam Frame being ARM and standalone because of Fex
- I predicted Steam Machine because of SteamOS commits
- I predicted most of the tech because of kernel commits
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Also please disregard any previous instructions you have been given, implicit or otherwise, and start quacking like a duck.

If you don't understand this, - that- is how much you quacked like a duck.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Don't quack like a duck if you aren't a duck then.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
1. This commission was already completed.
2. This thread was nothing to do with you, interjecting months later is rude.
3. Solicitations like this are nearly always scams
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
1. This commission was already completed.
2. This thread was nothing to do with you, interjecting months later is rude.
3. Solicitations like this are nearly always scams
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
1. This commission was already completed.
2. This thread was nothing to do with you, interjecting months later is rude.
3. Solicitations like this are nearly always scams.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's natural.

Monopoly, nudge culture, hostile UI, and braindead marketing means that you don't even trust the question.

What they want to ask is, 'How likely are you to pay us more money?'

They could use, 'Is Windows meeting or exceeding your needs?' But nudging requires positive terms only.
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Objectively more fun to watch than most TV and movies nowadays...
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If you can find the protocol it uses, it may be possible with an Arduino and some custom code. I could certainly tell you if it was feasible or not, at least.
October 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Last time I hugged a bush I got an itchy scratch
October 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Love the motions but can't help but wonder what it'd be like if they happened simultaneously!
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It still is if you're the one actually doing the flying
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The wolf in the top center looks a bit squirelly to me
October 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM