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The Splendid, The Wonderful Michelle Williams
@jaoisyourpao.bsky.social
-🪴+🐈zaddy
- 👨🏿‍❤️‍👨🏿💍
-D(M)V; PG County
-Neurodivergent gang gang
-Drunk history kinda vibe
-🏳️‍🌈🎾anime🏋🏾‍♂️
-Baby polyglot: 🇧🇷
-IG: BotanicalJesus
Core memory unlocked! I miss my N64 now 😭
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It don't have nooooothing to do with your neeew frieeeeend
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Chile, we married and I'm ADHD and he ASD(maybe ADHD) and atp we both like "close enough" and keep it moving 😅
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Bang bang, he shot me down, bang baaang
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ooh, I love this phrase!

I'm submitting my acquisition documentation expeditiously lmao
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Neva too much neva too much lol I love getting turned on by a stiff breeze ☺️

Especially since I've seen the other side where temporarily my antidepressants made my physical libido plummet to ZERO

Like, he's playing with it and I'm nowhere near 🧱
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is 🔥🔥🔥, also shout-out to your Umbreon cuz Espeon is my road dog
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I lost it at *adjusts wig* ☠️. And sir, you done snatched my wig with this vidya. Tell the truth, shame the muthafuckin devil!
a woman is riding a roller coaster in a life vest .
ALT: a woman is riding a roller coaster in a life vest .
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November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I 100% frighteningly agree.

Also, this immediately made me think of the AI/technology cult episodes in Cowboy Bebop and Lazarus.
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
On the plus side, it sounds like lots of movement for cardio and keeping your legs and booty toned!
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lawd, I needed this lmao.

"Rust my bowflex" takes me out 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM