Jan Jansen from Wisconsin
@janosboon.bsky.social
I like to skate fast, sauté vegetables, and kiss girls.
Sorry I've been MIA, I've been working on a carefully crafted bossanova cover of "Duality" by Slipknot.
July 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sorry I've been MIA, I've been working on a carefully crafted bossanova cover of "Duality" by Slipknot.
I've been mulling over this a lot... President Bush would be a really good drag name.
April 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I've been mulling over this a lot... President Bush would be a really good drag name.
Things my cat did today:
-ripped his breakaway collar off (he's naked)
-leapt into the trash can while it was open
-ran after a laser pointer, rammed his noggin into the leg of the coffee table
-ripped a bag of nerds open and ran across the living room with it, spilling tiny candy across the room
-ripped his breakaway collar off (he's naked)
-leapt into the trash can while it was open
-ran after a laser pointer, rammed his noggin into the leg of the coffee table
-ripped a bag of nerds open and ran across the living room with it, spilling tiny candy across the room
March 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Things my cat did today:
-ripped his breakaway collar off (he's naked)
-leapt into the trash can while it was open
-ran after a laser pointer, rammed his noggin into the leg of the coffee table
-ripped a bag of nerds open and ran across the living room with it, spilling tiny candy across the room
-ripped his breakaway collar off (he's naked)
-leapt into the trash can while it was open
-ran after a laser pointer, rammed his noggin into the leg of the coffee table
-ripped a bag of nerds open and ran across the living room with it, spilling tiny candy across the room
I taught my dad a bunch of slang terms and he's insisting on teaching me some he found on the internet. For instance, a "swabble" is a term form the 40s for a sailor.
March 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I taught my dad a bunch of slang terms and he's insisting on teaching me some he found on the internet. For instance, a "swabble" is a term form the 40s for a sailor.
Realizing some of my odd, deep, niche interests are:
1. The entire Twilight franchise
2. The band Gorillaz
3. Redbull flavors and their rotations/ popularity/ history
1. The entire Twilight franchise
2. The band Gorillaz
3. Redbull flavors and their rotations/ popularity/ history
March 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Realizing some of my odd, deep, niche interests are:
1. The entire Twilight franchise
2. The band Gorillaz
3. Redbull flavors and their rotations/ popularity/ history
1. The entire Twilight franchise
2. The band Gorillaz
3. Redbull flavors and their rotations/ popularity/ history
I think boarding a ship that proceeds to get lost at sea would heal me.
March 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I think boarding a ship that proceeds to get lost at sea would heal me.
There are two things I can't do:
1. Swim
2. Scream
I will not be accepting notes, criticisms, or hypothetical situations at this time.
1. Swim
2. Scream
I will not be accepting notes, criticisms, or hypothetical situations at this time.
March 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There are two things I can't do:
1. Swim
2. Scream
I will not be accepting notes, criticisms, or hypothetical situations at this time.
1. Swim
2. Scream
I will not be accepting notes, criticisms, or hypothetical situations at this time.
I don't have any followers on here so I'm simply going to be as unhinged as I want online for the foreseeable future.
February 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I don't have any followers on here so I'm simply going to be as unhinged as I want online for the foreseeable future.
When I was 26 and people asked if I was dating anybody I'd reply with "What am I? A child bride?"
But now that I'm 27 I feel... shame. No, I'm not dating anybody. I'm an old, unmarried crone who doesn't even own property and calls their cat their son.
But now that I'm 27 I feel... shame. No, I'm not dating anybody. I'm an old, unmarried crone who doesn't even own property and calls their cat their son.
February 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When I was 26 and people asked if I was dating anybody I'd reply with "What am I? A child bride?"
But now that I'm 27 I feel... shame. No, I'm not dating anybody. I'm an old, unmarried crone who doesn't even own property and calls their cat their son.
But now that I'm 27 I feel... shame. No, I'm not dating anybody. I'm an old, unmarried crone who doesn't even own property and calls their cat their son.
I'm kind of whatever about my pronouns because tbh I'd rather not be here.
February 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm kind of whatever about my pronouns because tbh I'd rather not be here.
If we don't invent healthy cigarettes soon I'm gonna have to start crushing 2 Red Bulls in 8 minutes again just to feel something and nobody wants that.
February 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If we don't invent healthy cigarettes soon I'm gonna have to start crushing 2 Red Bulls in 8 minutes again just to feel something and nobody wants that.
We* talk about post-nut clarity, but do we talk about post-emotional outburst clarity?
The realization that our feelings/ emotional reactions aren't necessarily about the thing that triggered the outburst, but all of the things that we have spent time repressing stuck behind the inciting incident?
The realization that our feelings/ emotional reactions aren't necessarily about the thing that triggered the outburst, but all of the things that we have spent time repressing stuck behind the inciting incident?
February 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We* talk about post-nut clarity, but do we talk about post-emotional outburst clarity?
The realization that our feelings/ emotional reactions aren't necessarily about the thing that triggered the outburst, but all of the things that we have spent time repressing stuck behind the inciting incident?
The realization that our feelings/ emotional reactions aren't necessarily about the thing that triggered the outburst, but all of the things that we have spent time repressing stuck behind the inciting incident?
ALL I'M SAYING IS that I would LIKE some company in the kitchen while I get really stressed out and intense about this recipe I'm workshopping but for them to KNOW that I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME and also PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING because I am FREAKING OUT.
February 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ALL I'M SAYING IS that I would LIKE some company in the kitchen while I get really stressed out and intense about this recipe I'm workshopping but for them to KNOW that I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME and also PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING because I am FREAKING OUT.
I'd love to tell people about the things my ex said in regard to my mental health at the end of our relationship.
But instead I hope he seeks help for his own mental health and works on de-stigmatizing his thoughts on hospitalization and intensive care.
But instead I hope he seeks help for his own mental health and works on de-stigmatizing his thoughts on hospitalization and intensive care.
February 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'd love to tell people about the things my ex said in regard to my mental health at the end of our relationship.
But instead I hope he seeks help for his own mental health and works on de-stigmatizing his thoughts on hospitalization and intensive care.
But instead I hope he seeks help for his own mental health and works on de-stigmatizing his thoughts on hospitalization and intensive care.
When I grow up I want to be a genderless Gap ad.
February 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
When I grow up I want to be a genderless Gap ad.
Actually, I missed Valentine's Day because I was cursed by the village's evil wizard. Yeah... I accidentally stole his napkin at the town tavern and he decided to turn me into the bouquet of roses your ex boyfriend gave to his new situationship. Not because I'm single.
February 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Actually, I missed Valentine's Day because I was cursed by the village's evil wizard. Yeah... I accidentally stole his napkin at the town tavern and he decided to turn me into the bouquet of roses your ex boyfriend gave to his new situationship. Not because I'm single.
There are only two drinks appropriate for the shower:
1. Hot black coffee
2. Shitty beer
There is only one snack appropriate for the shower:
1. Hot dog in sesame bun
Do what you will with this.
1. Hot black coffee
2. Shitty beer
There is only one snack appropriate for the shower:
1. Hot dog in sesame bun
Do what you will with this.
February 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There are only two drinks appropriate for the shower:
1. Hot black coffee
2. Shitty beer
There is only one snack appropriate for the shower:
1. Hot dog in sesame bun
Do what you will with this.
1. Hot black coffee
2. Shitty beer
There is only one snack appropriate for the shower:
1. Hot dog in sesame bun
Do what you will with this.
*Alanis Morissette voice*
It's like being discharged from the hospital on your birthday.
It's like being discharged from the hospital on your birthday.
February 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
*Alanis Morissette voice*
It's like being discharged from the hospital on your birthday.
It's like being discharged from the hospital on your birthday.
I gotta perfume away this musty ass aura.
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I gotta perfume away this musty ass aura.
I am having a birthday party and I had no clue what to make the theme because I could only think of "ABBA" or "bowling," and if you know anything about me I love ABBA and hate bowling... so the theme is me. You have to cosplay as me.
February 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I am having a birthday party and I had no clue what to make the theme because I could only think of "ABBA" or "bowling," and if you know anything about me I love ABBA and hate bowling... so the theme is me. You have to cosplay as me.
What's keeping me awake right now? The song "Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" and a lot of caffeine.
February 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
What's keeping me awake right now? The song "Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" and a lot of caffeine.
I vote we Lobotomize the gopher and make him try that whole shadow thing again.
February 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I vote we Lobotomize the gopher and make him try that whole shadow thing again.
A... uhhhhh... notes app poem for you all.
February 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A... uhhhhh... notes app poem for you all.
Life is beginning to feel a bit like I am a piece of half eaten toast on somebody's nightstand.
January 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Life is beginning to feel a bit like I am a piece of half eaten toast on somebody's nightstand.
Bulletproof by La Roux is the greatest song known to man.
January 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Bulletproof by La Roux is the greatest song known to man.