Jan
@janonymous1808.bsky.social
Retired Speaker, amateur investor, wife, mother and Gam.
Did you plant a bunch of seeds in that tray or individual ones somewhere else and select the ones to plant in that tray after they had shown roots and grown a little?
December 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Did you plant a bunch of seeds in that tray or individual ones somewhere else and select the ones to plant in that tray after they had shown roots and grown a little?
They paved paradise and put up a walking path. Incremental encroachment of man-made stuff.
a woman singing into a microphone with the words they paved paradise put up a parking lot below her
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December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They paved paradise and put up a walking path. Incremental encroachment of man-made stuff.
What crazy genius is naming flowers? It's brilliant!
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What crazy genius is naming flowers? It's brilliant!
Pranksters need not apply.
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pranksters need not apply.
Funniest tweet of the year!!!!!!!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Funniest tweet of the year!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for that lovely description. It is lovely as the rose.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Thank you for that lovely description. It is lovely as the rose.
How aptly described. I see it so clearly. I can almost hear them sing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
How aptly described. I see it so clearly. I can almost hear them sing.
Describe how it smells. It just took my breath away. What a scroll stopper.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Describe how it smells. It just took my breath away. What a scroll stopper.
It may be some kind of convention.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It may be some kind of convention.
May I have one of those gummies please?
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
May I have one of those gummies please?
I would find an old prom dress and dance to your clarinet.
a group of women in blue and green dresses are standing in a room with a man in a suit behind them
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November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I would find an old prom dress and dance to your clarinet.
Please focus on where I keep my dick and not that I am one.
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Please focus on where I keep my dick and not that I am one.
She really is incompetent. This is embarrassing. I can't tell if Kash Patel is trying to shit his pants or trying not to.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
She really is incompetent. This is embarrassing. I can't tell if Kash Patel is trying to shit his pants or trying not to.
I had a hailstorm total a car and take portions of my back yard fence down. Insurance only covers the damaged boards. Your fence is in nice segments. If you ever want the new portions to grey faster, I used a mixture of white vinegar and steel wool and painted the new boards. They greyed quickly.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I had a hailstorm total a car and take portions of my back yard fence down. Insurance only covers the damaged boards. Your fence is in nice segments. If you ever want the new portions to grey faster, I used a mixture of white vinegar and steel wool and painted the new boards. They greyed quickly.
It creates a hush of its own doesn't it.
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It creates a hush of its own doesn't it.
You got some skills, girl.
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You got some skills, girl.
You caught that in the perfect light.
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You caught that in the perfect light.
Oh, I believe that is the weird drunk cousin that shows up for Thanksgiving dinner without a dish and makes everyone uncomfortable at the Lady Bug house.
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh, I believe that is the weird drunk cousin that shows up for Thanksgiving dinner without a dish and makes everyone uncomfortable at the Lady Bug house.
I've never seen Dale Evans quoted before. It made me go to Youtube and watch her and Roy perform it on Hee-Haw. Seeing your lovely rose and that little interlude was a nice spot in my day. Thank you.
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I've never seen Dale Evans quoted before. It made me go to Youtube and watch her and Roy perform it on Hee-Haw. Seeing your lovely rose and that little interlude was a nice spot in my day. Thank you.
That would be an exciting and acceptable alternative to the boring white dress of a debutant ball, gentle readers. Just a hint of that orange on a velvet sash.
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
That would be an exciting and acceptable alternative to the boring white dress of a debutant ball, gentle readers. Just a hint of that orange on a velvet sash.
It's the right time of year for your yard to look like...
a drawing of a candy corn with arms and legs on a blue background
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October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's the right time of year for your yard to look like...
Don't forget that red one. Looks like a pinky curled whilst the rest of the fingers are drinking green tea.
October 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Don't forget that red one. Looks like a pinky curled whilst the rest of the fingers are drinking green tea.