Janneke de Beer
@jannekedebeer.bsky.social
Dystopian sci-fi indie author of The Jovian Symphony, game reviewer, vegan recipe writer, neurospicy. she/her, 🏳️🌈, 🇳🇱 / 🇺🇸
https://jannekedebeer.com
https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-jovian-madrigals-janneke-de-beer/21722354
https://jannekedebeer.com
https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-jovian-madrigals-janneke-de-beer/21722354
Very excited to be attending #BuchBerlin in a couple of weeks. Come see me there!
September 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Very excited to be attending #BuchBerlin in a couple of weeks. Come see me there!
I remember being salty that I had to download something just to play the game I had gotten for Christmas. And look at me now.
Look at me now.
Look at me now.
August 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I remember being salty that I had to download something just to play the game I had gotten for Christmas. And look at me now.
Look at me now.
Look at me now.
I love how little understanding this company seems to have of anything related to being an author, but that does not seem to step them from charging money for...something?
May the universe grant us all the confidence of a tech bro who just learned a new buzzword. <3
May the universe grant us all the confidence of a tech bro who just learned a new buzzword. <3
June 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I love how little understanding this company seems to have of anything related to being an author, but that does not seem to step them from charging money for...something?
May the universe grant us all the confidence of a tech bro who just learned a new buzzword. <3
May the universe grant us all the confidence of a tech bro who just learned a new buzzword. <3
I'm super excited for Dream Sweet in a Minor Sea to have made the longlist for the Stockholm Writers Festival First 5 Pages prize!
You know you want to check it out now. :D
You know you want to check it out now. :D
May 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm super excited for Dream Sweet in a Minor Sea to have made the longlist for the Stockholm Writers Festival First 5 Pages prize!
You know you want to check it out now. :D
You know you want to check it out now. :D
I'm going to shamelessly self-promote and recommend my own sci-fi novel, the Jovian Madrigals. It's got deranged AIs, it's got hapless romantics, it's got philosophical musings and casual terrorism. What more could you want? :D
April 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I'm going to shamelessly self-promote and recommend my own sci-fi novel, the Jovian Madrigals. It's got deranged AIs, it's got hapless romantics, it's got philosophical musings and casual terrorism. What more could you want? :D
This is what love feels like.
April 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is what love feels like.
Not knitting, but would you like to see my cross-stitches?
Here's a fat puffin, a Scottish terrier, and the beginning of a new project!
Here's a fat puffin, a Scottish terrier, and the beginning of a new project!
April 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Not knitting, but would you like to see my cross-stitches?
Here's a fat puffin, a Scottish terrier, and the beginning of a new project!
Here's a fat puffin, a Scottish terrier, and the beginning of a new project!
Three months later, and my version of the Lantern Bearers is complete. I'm quite pleased with how it turned out. :)
#embroidery #crossstitch
#embroidery #crossstitch
April 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Three months later, and my version of the Lantern Bearers is complete. I'm quite pleased with how it turned out. :)
#embroidery #crossstitch
#embroidery #crossstitch
Musing about the health benefits of peppers and amazing soups is a great way to start your day. Check out this week's recipe from Equatorial Guinea - vegan pepesup! www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganrecipes #vegan #veganfood #equatorialguinea #soup #africanrecipes
#veganrecipes #vegan #veganfood #equatorialguinea #soup #africanrecipes
March 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Musing about the health benefits of peppers and amazing soups is a great way to start your day. Check out this week's recipe from Equatorial Guinea - vegan pepesup! www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganrecipes #vegan #veganfood #equatorialguinea #soup #africanrecipes
#veganrecipes #vegan #veganfood #equatorialguinea #soup #africanrecipes
Going through my pictures and found this fun one from Zagreb. :)
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Going through my pictures and found this fun one from Zagreb. :)
Not the best picture, but you know you want to learn more about the history of pupusas in this week's recipe from El Salvador.
www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganfood #vegan #ElSalvador #foodhistory #veganrecipes
www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganfood #vegan #ElSalvador #foodhistory #veganrecipes
February 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Not the best picture, but you know you want to learn more about the history of pupusas in this week's recipe from El Salvador.
www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganfood #vegan #ElSalvador #foodhistory #veganrecipes
www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganfood #vegan #ElSalvador #foodhistory #veganrecipes
Addendum: Obligatory picture of one my pet chickens, Min, being an absolute delight. :)
February 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Addendum: Obligatory picture of one my pet chickens, Min, being an absolute delight. :)
oh no i really didn't need this right now please i am trying to have a life
February 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
oh no i really didn't need this right now please i am trying to have a life
Sure, it looks like it's just rice, but what if I told you this particular rice is the preferred dish of djinni hanging out by lakes? www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganfood #veganrecipe #egyptianfood #plantbased #vegan
#veganfood #veganrecipe #egyptianfood #plantbased #vegan
February 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Sure, it looks like it's just rice, but what if I told you this particular rice is the preferred dish of djinni hanging out by lakes? www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganfood #veganrecipe #egyptianfood #plantbased #vegan
#veganfood #veganrecipe #egyptianfood #plantbased #vegan
And I say
Thank you for the memeing, the memes I'm posting
Thanks for all the joy they're hosting
Who could live without it? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without deranged AI memes, what are we?
So I say thank you for the memes
For sending them to me!
Thank you for the memeing, the memes I'm posting
Thanks for all the joy they're hosting
Who could live without it? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without deranged AI memes, what are we?
So I say thank you for the memes
For sending them to me!
February 16, 2025 at 8:01 AM
And I say
Thank you for the memeing, the memes I'm posting
Thanks for all the joy they're hosting
Who could live without it? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without deranged AI memes, what are we?
So I say thank you for the memes
For sending them to me!
Thank you for the memeing, the memes I'm posting
Thanks for all the joy they're hosting
Who could live without it? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without deranged AI memes, what are we?
So I say thank you for the memes
For sending them to me!
Get yourself a readerbase who loves meming your characters as much as you do.
(Seriously, though, send more SYNAC memes. They make my day every time.) 📚🪐💙
(Seriously, though, send more SYNAC memes. They make my day every time.) 📚🪐💙
February 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Get yourself a readerbase who loves meming your characters as much as you do.
(Seriously, though, send more SYNAC memes. They make my day every time.) 📚🪐💙
(Seriously, though, send more SYNAC memes. They make my day every time.) 📚🪐💙
This is the highest praise I could ever hope to receive for the Jovian Madrigals. :D
February 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This is the highest praise I could ever hope to receive for the Jovian Madrigals. :D
What do pre-Columbian trade routes have to do with soup? Find out with this week's Ecuadorian recipe, Locro de Papa! www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganfood #ecuador #aroundtheworldinveganways #veganrecipes
#veganfood #ecuador #aroundtheworldinveganways #veganrecipes
February 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
What do pre-Columbian trade routes have to do with soup? Find out with this week's Ecuadorian recipe, Locro de Papa! www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
#veganfood #ecuador #aroundtheworldinveganways #veganrecipes
#veganfood #ecuador #aroundtheworldinveganways #veganrecipes
My friend, @danswinnen.bsky.social , is looking for ARC readers for his upcoming novel. You know you want to check it out! I know I'm hyped for it. :)💙📚🪐
January 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My friend, @danswinnen.bsky.social , is looking for ARC readers for his upcoming novel. You know you want to check it out! I know I'm hyped for it. :)💙📚🪐
Some say it's mashed plantains and pickled onions. I say it's an opportunity to discuss how etymology, folklore, and cultural identity all interact over the backdrop of cuisine. Check out this week's #veganrecipe from the Dominican Republic - mangu! www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
January 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Some say it's mashed plantains and pickled onions. I say it's an opportunity to discuss how etymology, folklore, and cultural identity all interact over the backdrop of cuisine. Check out this week's #veganrecipe from the Dominican Republic - mangu! www.jannekeparrish.com/around-the-w...
Welp, I immediately hate this.
January 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Welp, I immediately hate this.
Here's the elephant who did it, not looking guilty in the slightest.
January 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Here's the elephant who did it, not looking guilty in the slightest.
The single best thing that has ever happened to me was when I went to the @sheldricktrust.bsky.social in Nairobi. They were introducing the baby elephants to the crowd, and one got super excited about something. It charged over, full baby energy, and knocked me into a mud puddle.
Best. Day. Ever.
Best. Day. Ever.
January 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The single best thing that has ever happened to me was when I went to the @sheldricktrust.bsky.social in Nairobi. They were introducing the baby elephants to the crowd, and one got super excited about something. It charged over, full baby energy, and knocked me into a mud puddle.
Best. Day. Ever.
Best. Day. Ever.