Janna Banna (occasionally Jovi)
@jannabanna.bsky.social
My prediction for the Oscars is that Jacob Elordi will win best supporting actor and Timothee Chalamet will NOT win best actor. This will be the beginning of Timmy’s spiral in 2026
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
My prediction for the Oscars is that Jacob Elordi will win best supporting actor and Timothee Chalamet will NOT win best actor. This will be the beginning of Timmy’s spiral in 2026
Sugar cookies are the perfect meal. Three in the morning, three in the afternoon, three at night. Other foods? Unnecessary. The small, chewy discs have chosen me as their vessel. I will bring about their vision in this world.
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Sugar cookies are the perfect meal. Three in the morning, three in the afternoon, three at night. Other foods? Unnecessary. The small, chewy discs have chosen me as their vessel. I will bring about their vision in this world.
I just know I have a really attractive skeleton but I’ll never get to see it in all its glory 😔
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I just know I have a really attractive skeleton but I’ll never get to see it in all its glory 😔
Go fuck yourself Phil Murphy
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Go fuck yourself Phil Murphy
Can’t believe it’s 2026 and we still don’t have any cities in the trees. What are we doing!!!
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Can’t believe it’s 2026 and we still don’t have any cities in the trees. What are we doing!!!
If Wheat Thins are crackers then would Wheat Fats just be bread?
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If Wheat Thins are crackers then would Wheat Fats just be bread?
Wheat Thins are SO fucking good I want my coffin to be made from them
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Wheat Thins are SO fucking good I want my coffin to be made from them
Ok FINE I’ll admit it. I’m terrified of men with long hair because they remind me of Jesus and Jesus is scary and gross
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Ok FINE I’ll admit it. I’m terrified of men with long hair because they remind me of Jesus and Jesus is scary and gross
I’m giving up my hole for Lent this year
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’m giving up my hole for Lent this year
Good morning I’m going to be a monster today
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Primadonna
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January 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Good morning I’m going to be a monster today
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I kind of enjoyed the feeling of withdrawing from Lexapro. Felt like my brain was going down a funnel but inside my skull
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I kind of enjoyed the feeling of withdrawing from Lexapro. Felt like my brain was going down a funnel but inside my skull
How much longer must I wait before Hamnet is streaming
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
How much longer must I wait before Hamnet is streaming
All I ever want to do is go back to bed. Me and my bed are soulmates
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
All I ever want to do is go back to bed. Me and my bed are soulmates
Potato chips are so fucking good. Humans can make amazing things when we aren’t being cunts
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Potato chips are so fucking good. Humans can make amazing things when we aren’t being cunts
I hate driving because what if I need to cry? I have to pull over? Disgusting. I can cry freely on public transit and that’s why it’s better
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I hate driving because what if I need to cry? I have to pull over? Disgusting. I can cry freely on public transit and that’s why it’s better
It’s feeling like 1939 lately
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 PM
It’s feeling like 1939 lately
Sometimes you just have to turn off all the lights and roll around on the floor
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Sometimes you just have to turn off all the lights and roll around on the floor
I need eight years of complete silence
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I need eight years of complete silence
Screaming into the void today
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Screaming into the void today
It snowed a little bit which means I can’t go outside which means I can’t go do my laundry which means I HAVE to lay in bed all day. I make the rules and I follow them
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
It snowed a little bit which means I can’t go outside which means I can’t go do my laundry which means I HAVE to lay in bed all day. I make the rules and I follow them
I will be spreading negativity this upcoming year 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I will be spreading negativity this upcoming year 🥰