Janna
@janna802.bsky.social
Software Developer and QA Analyst. Raconteur. Unabashedly queer. Neurodivergent. Wiccan. Lower-leg amputee. Vermonter. She/her.
Beave: *watching a cooking show*
Chef: *getting their cooking tools ready* "So, what are we grating today?"
Beave: "My last goddamned nerve!"
Chef: *getting their cooking tools ready* "So, what are we grating today?"
Beave: "My last goddamned nerve!"
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Beave: *watching a cooking show*
Chef: *getting their cooking tools ready* "So, what are we grating today?"
Beave: "My last goddamned nerve!"
Chef: *getting their cooking tools ready* "So, what are we grating today?"
Beave: "My last goddamned nerve!"
Trump's "honeymoon" to Moscow in 1988 with Wife Number 1 (Ivana) was no coincidence.
His cheating on Wife Number 2 (Marla Maples, an American) with Wife Number 3 (Melania, yet another Russian agent, whose father had ties to the Stasi) was no coincidence either.
His cheating on Wife Number 2 (Marla Maples, an American) with Wife Number 3 (Melania, yet another Russian agent, whose father had ties to the Stasi) was no coincidence either.
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Trump's "honeymoon" to Moscow in 1988 with Wife Number 1 (Ivana) was no coincidence.
His cheating on Wife Number 2 (Marla Maples, an American) with Wife Number 3 (Melania, yet another Russian agent, whose father had ties to the Stasi) was no coincidence either.
His cheating on Wife Number 2 (Marla Maples, an American) with Wife Number 3 (Melania, yet another Russian agent, whose father had ties to the Stasi) was no coincidence either.
Trump is every one of those things, except a failed journalist.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Trump is every one of those things, except a failed journalist.
Because everyone gets a turn.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Because everyone gets a turn.
🤔 I did Nazi that coming!
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
🤔 I did Nazi that coming!
Sadly, it took the Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire in 1911 to effect any real, lasting change.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sadly, it took the Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire in 1911 to effect any real, lasting change.
His hairline is backing away faster than every woman he's ever met.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
His hairline is backing away faster than every woman he's ever met.
If he takes the beanie off, is there a hole in the top of his head like Lego minifigs have?
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If he takes the beanie off, is there a hole in the top of his head like Lego minifigs have?
I did not-see that coming!
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I did not-see that coming!
Where's she going to plant her tube-shaped boom booms now?
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Where's she going to plant her tube-shaped boom booms now?
A political stunt by a political cunt.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A political stunt by a political cunt.
Squeaker of the House Mike "Hold My" Johnson is a prime example.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Squeaker of the House Mike "Hold My" Johnson is a prime example.
Yes, and slightly larger than a metric shit pile.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yes, and slightly larger than a metric shit pile.
They're so pro-life that they never run out of thoughts and prayers when school shootings occur, but cover their ears and bury their heads in the sand when asked for common sense gun laws.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
They're so pro-life that they never run out of thoughts and prayers when school shootings occur, but cover their ears and bury their heads in the sand when asked for common sense gun laws.
That is the legalest "fuck you, and the horse you rode in on" I have seen in quite some time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
That is the legalest "fuck you, and the horse you rode in on" I have seen in quite some time.
Nobody fears Potato Mussolini. Perhaps the only thing fearful of Tangerine Palpatine is an omelette bar.
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Nobody fears Potato Mussolini. Perhaps the only thing fearful of Tangerine Palpatine is an omelette bar.