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Janky Pants
@janky-pants.bsky.social
Lover of Jell-O, never played the cello, always give a ‘hello.’
I don’t think I could date someone who needed the subtitles on all the time.
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Getting inundated by all of these cyber Monday emails is like hearing from a crazy ex girlfriend.
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think I am in a relationship with my @tacobell.bsky.social sauce packets…
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You know your country is fucked when you debate whether or not to throw your protest sign away because you might need it again down the line.
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
TOPS is tops. #thaliahall
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Arguably the best sports movie of all time. RIP, Roy.
September 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The Flyin Elvi…?
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I just ordered this and I couldn’t be more excited. #ineedhelp
July 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Top 10 Films of The 21st Century
June 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Caught you red handed CaptialOne!
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Oof.
May 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The size of the Krispy Kreme donut they sell at McDonalds for $1.99. About the diameter of a baseball. One bite was $0.83!
May 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My favorite Marvel character on the Thunderbolts team is Skyrizi.
April 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Should I let him in the sandwich shop?
April 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The fee to pay the $3 with a debit card was $4. 🙄
March 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
March 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
More people were upset that TikTok was never coming back than the Department of Education being completely gutted by DOGE.
March 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM