Here’s musk’s minions

I'll be spending MLK day catching up on my favorite podcast Scam Goddess..check it out. Nothing keeps your coworkers side eyeing you like laughing like a lunatic at other ppl's audacity

Hey corporate media,

Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.

I'm calling it..the next Stanley stainless cup to launch will be clear plastic so other people can see you drinking your raw milk kool aid

Since the Trumps are basically our new royal family, I have one question?
Is it going to go Ivana to Ivanka to Ivanka or Ivankna?

My wife just asked me how many bones the spider in the shower has in its legs..this is the same woman that did not know that aluminum foil was metal. She has a master's degree. She also was a high school teacher.. She is lucky she is cute but I am luckier to always enjoy her tunneled education.

Boycott Walmart..not another dime..let's send them a very happy holidays..show these companies who keeps their doors open!

Getting through that Thanksgiving dinner was the equivalent of Whoopie Goldberg getting taken over by Patrick Swayze. I did not want to be doing anything I was doing.

Trump was like Peter Pan coming to the windows of children and telling them their parents are horrible. He only mentioned all the bad things the parents did to them but never anything good. Americans jumped out the freaking window. But Trump doesn't have magic he just wanted some followers.

Hi, I’m Sam, a backyard astrophotographer from Pennsylvania. Here’s some of my latest photos! #space