I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

Customer service 101: You will break a concept down to a molecular level and give someone straightforward instructions for how to solve their problem, and they will cuss you out and blame you for the problem existing.

Now that I've settled in, this is nice. It's like old-school twitter.

Can people just let me have resting bitch face in peace? Sometimes I’m just thinking about the sandwich I’m having for lunch. I’m not even mad!

I’m here! I was told there’d be cake.

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