How the fuck are you supposed to form parasocial BFF relationships with AI podcast hosts?

SO BUMMED we can’t make it that date! Please do more live shows!

Robert Goulet bought me a chocolate chip cookie in Washington National Airport when I was a toddler.

What is this professionally-introduced podcast and where is my podcast that opens with “hitLERRRR”?

They just started taking a “processing fees” cut of fundraisers, and are discontinuing employee membership programs.