If that isn’t a sign to rid yourself of the X cult, I don’t know what is.

But… but… but… Ukraine! Covid! Why is this such an elephant in the room?

I am so glad that you have written this as it’s something I have been saying for ages! Thank you for putting it into words.

What an incredible idea.

Sorry Tesco. I did this.

I didn’t know that Last Christmas was a turkey. I bloody love it.

Jesus! My blood is boiling. Everyone with an ounce of sanity knows this was a terrible scheme.