Signed in on the non author account by mistake - aargh!

Aww, thank you so much

Hi Helen - really appreciate you hosting my book! x

Oh thank you so much for that lovely review! And many thanks for hosting me.

Hi Cathie - thank you so much for hosting and for all the hard work you've put in!

I guess he - erm, I mean she - can say the potentially problematic sentence is tempered with the inclusion of the words "and that's great because..."*. And it's the rw press, as ever, focussing on the dress because they're shitehawks.

*peers over spectacles

Is that a sun lounger behind him?

That's my book, that is. Publication 8th May