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Janelle
@janelleleigh.bsky.social
auntie. bestie. miss. cat mom. secret hottie. maker. childfree by choice. semi-retired riot grrrl & year round iced coffee drinker.
#GirlsToTheFront

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My intro:
-janelle
-46
-pennsylvania
-Braves & UGA fan
-road trips
-music
-cat mom (ew that feels weird)
-invisible disabilities
-childfree by choice
-ex preschool teacher
I’ve got a joint, I’ve got Supernatural on, I’m drinking a delicious dirty soda, and I’m coloring my own tarot deck.

British Vogue is right, having a boyfriend is embarrassing. There are like 4 dudes worth the time of day and they’re all married or my platonic life mate.
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun deserve each other. Gross as fuck.
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Probably late to the party, but this Pete Buttigieg interview is incredible

Pete talks about problems in a smart, positive way that is so refreshing to hear

Escape the doom spiral for an hour and a half and check it out

youtu.be/DlL376A1hMo?...
Pete Buttigieg Interview
YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Three songs in and this is a straight up pop record. I like it…but I haven’t heard Eldest Daughter yet, that may destroy us all.
October 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I know it’s not Twitter but fuuuuuuuck bama
September 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Black Rabbit dropped? Talk to yall after I consume all this Jason Bateman content😍
September 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I had a spot on my foot biopsied on Tuesday and holy shit I’m still in so much pain it’s unreal. This is coming from a chronic pain person. I think it’s the beginning of an infection. I guess we’ll see what it looks like tomorrow and how swollen my foot is when I wake up.
September 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Whyyyy do men treat words with friends like a fucking dating app? Men constantly start games with me and then get pissy & message incessantly when I don’t respond. Or they just resign. Sorry, I’m not here to answer A/S/L for these weirdos.
August 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I decided I’m going to bed after this episode of The Bear and this mf episode closes with New Noise.
You want me to sleep after one of the greatest intros of all time? Or go to sleep after Refused at all is crazy
July 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Coming soon
July 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The spanogram being #pride themed today made me super happy
#NYT
June 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Living in the northeast has its perks I won’t lie. I’m at a Kevin Seconds show and just casually said hi to Ian McKaye.
June 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My sister and I just sat about 150’ behind the stage and listened to Sza & Kendrick Lamar. It was so much fun, it wasn’t affordable but parking behind the venue (it’s outside) for free was amazing.
June 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You’re telling me ABRAHAM LINCOLN who abolished slavery couldn’t enjoy one night at the theater, and that orange piece of shit showed up last night and lived?!?
The fuck?
June 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I love LA.
June 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The What’s Up With That sketch with Samuel L Jackson and Jason Sudeikis dancing like a maniac makes me laugh out loud every single gd time.
May 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Got in the lottery to try to buy tickets for the bananas at Camden yards
Fingers crossed
May 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
For someone who has never birthed a child the way my life rights itself when one of my kids calls or messages me is crazy.

I was having a good day, now it’s fucking great. Just a 30 minute catch up will keep me happy for days 🥰
May 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Note to self: the vigilant hoes is the name of my new online zine
May 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So far my sister and a close friend have been bugging me to watch Handmaids Tale…I’m so excited based on their reactions…but also nervous and sad bc it’s almost over.
May 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Vu Tang Clan?
Yes please!
You might be familiar with ‘déjà vu’:

déjà vu = the illusion of remembering scenes and events when experienced for the first time

But have you met the other members of Vu-Tang Clan?
May 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I met the guy who moved Annabelle. I feel really good about that.

So good that I’m going to rewatch his old show, Paranormal State.

She took down a plantation, I can only imagine where she goes from here.
#TeamAnnabelle
May 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When I say they ALWAYS come back, I mean it.

It’s Wednesday, two men have hit me up this week that I haven’t seen in at least a year, two for one of them.
May 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Is it weird that one of my life goals is to go on Hot Ones? I don’t even fuck with super hot shit. I just want to be invited. 😂
May 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM