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Jane June 🖕🐸🖕🌊
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Lifelong Democrat & native Floridian; a heathen old hippie.
#BlueCrew/ Democracy: GOOD. Fascism: BAD/ #CancerSucks
F-bombardier extraordinaire. Fluent in snark. DMs: Longtime pals only
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Having said that, there is this item that "... almost certainly tastes of failure and tears" (spoiler: it does not contain a sprout, which is the only item pictured on the can):
Christmas Dinner in a Can | Ashens
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November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
NO SPROUTS! Chestnuts, though.

"Looks like Christmas dinner....not for humans."🤦 Resembled Libby's Beef Stew...only British.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'll see those kisses and raise you some BIIIIG HUGS! 🥰
a cartoon of a teddy bear hugging another teddy bear with hearts coming out of their heads .
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November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And a banana-shaped pillow that purrs AND pats my ass sounds like just the ticket! 😁
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I exaggerated by a year and my birthday is in mid-December but THANK YOU, dear Joanie! 😘
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Thicker than marmalade! 🤪
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I HOPE NOT. 😱 But, the world's a crazy place!
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
☮️+💙 and I hope you're having a stellar Saturday! 😃
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's a myth that unicorns never retaliate, btw. 😉🦄
a cartoon pony with wings is standing in front of a bright light .
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November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My first thought: I hope that ain't poison ivy!
a black and white drawing of a cat sitting down on its back .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a cat sitting down on its back .
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November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They feel no shame. It's disgusting. #LiarsForHire Propaganda hacks for a puppet dictatorship!
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey, Janice. 😘 One thing I've learned after almost 74 years on this planet: When I don't listen to that "little voice" telling me to do or not do something and I've gone against it, I've always regretted it. Always. Hubris! I think it's my middle name. lol
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
ZZ Top for the warmup act; then a joint show with The Beatles and Tom Petty.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM