Jane_C_Nolan
@janecnolan.bsky.social
Worker bee, writer, whatnot. She/her.
Like, your team blows because the team blows, not because of media coverage of said team.
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Like, your team blows because the team blows, not because of media coverage of said team.
So happy to finally see @joshgondelman.bsky.social live tonight. The Aimee Mann/Ted Leo Christmas Show is a treat and a half and I'm glad I left the house for it.
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
So happy to finally see @joshgondelman.bsky.social live tonight. The Aimee Mann/Ted Leo Christmas Show is a treat and a half and I'm glad I left the house for it.
GodDAMN there is nothing more delightful than seeing Grayson Allen get fucking ejected from a game.
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
GodDAMN there is nothing more delightful than seeing Grayson Allen get fucking ejected from a game.
Watching the Thunder play is such a delight.
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Watching the Thunder play is such a delight.
I will never, ever get past the bold-faced lying done by this government. I will always have a moment of "my GOD how do they live with themselves" before my brain kicks in and produces a list of why they're so good at living with themselves and their rotten, depraved souls.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I will never, ever get past the bold-faced lying done by this government. I will always have a moment of "my GOD how do they live with themselves" before my brain kicks in and produces a list of why they're so good at living with themselves and their rotten, depraved souls.
Watchin basketball eating a tub of homemade creamed spinach for dinner this is living
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Watchin basketball eating a tub of homemade creamed spinach for dinner this is living
It’s been a long time since I’ve been up before dawn and I gotta tell you I do not like iiiiiiit
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
It’s been a long time since I’ve been up before dawn and I gotta tell you I do not like iiiiiiit
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Can’t believe Kendrick Lamar is that powerful but alas, another masterful play in this rap battle
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Can’t believe Kendrick Lamar is that powerful but alas, another masterful play in this rap battle
Come on blue jays mainly because it would be entertaining
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Come on blue jays mainly because it would be entertaining
Apparently I've hit the stage in my life where even if I stuck this space heater up my ass, I'd still be cold.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Apparently I've hit the stage in my life where even if I stuck this space heater up my ass, I'd still be cold.
Basketball basketball basketballlllllll
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Basketball basketball basketballlllllll
I love how the Chicago sports network seems unbothered that one of their cameras is out of focus every time they cut to it. Not to mention how shitty the audio is.
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I love how the Chicago sports network seems unbothered that one of their cameras is out of focus every time they cut to it. Not to mention how shitty the audio is.
I just want to get through one fucking week without something in my home deciding to burst or leak or seep or crumble or what the fuck ever
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I just want to get through one fucking week without something in my home deciding to burst or leak or seep or crumble or what the fuck ever
I've often wondered what would be the internet thing that would put me so far over the edge there is no coming back from it. Today, it is trying to find a motherfucking mirror for my motherfucking bathroom that will just hang on the motherfucking wall like a picture frame does.
October 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I've often wondered what would be the internet thing that would put me so far over the edge there is no coming back from it. Today, it is trying to find a motherfucking mirror for my motherfucking bathroom that will just hang on the motherfucking wall like a picture frame does.
Today will be the first day in my life where I sincerely say I cannot WAIT to do laundry
I will NOT give you context
I will NOT give you context
September 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Today will be the first day in my life where I sincerely say I cannot WAIT to do laundry
I will NOT give you context
I will NOT give you context
Holy fuuuuuck do not ever get a reverse mortgage ever they are the absolute worst and if I could go back in time I would lovingly slap the paperwork out of my parents' hands.
September 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Holy fuuuuuck do not ever get a reverse mortgage ever they are the absolute worst and if I could go back in time I would lovingly slap the paperwork out of my parents' hands.
Please lord do not let this day end without a garish, awful rendering of Paul Newman and Jesus greeting Robert Redford at the Pearly Gates.
September 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Please lord do not let this day end without a garish, awful rendering of Paul Newman and Jesus greeting Robert Redford at the Pearly Gates.
Jesus Christ, this press conference is such absolute bullshit. They are trying so hard to paint a picture of a man who did not exist. It is fucking sickening.
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Jesus Christ, this press conference is such absolute bullshit. They are trying so hard to paint a picture of a man who did not exist. It is fucking sickening.
I can't bring myself to read an article featuring Reese Witherspoon yapping about how women need to get with AI because it's "inevitable" but all I can think is how it's not inevitable if you care about anything other than making a buck. Goddamn, she can eat all of the shit.
September 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I can't bring myself to read an article featuring Reese Witherspoon yapping about how women need to get with AI because it's "inevitable" but all I can think is how it's not inevitable if you care about anything other than making a buck. Goddamn, she can eat all of the shit.
Can't help but overhear MSNBC thanks to my hard-of-hearing mom, but godDAMN they really want to be able to say "no, but really, having National Guard in major cities isn't the WORST thing, right??" It is fucking appalling.
August 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can't help but overhear MSNBC thanks to my hard-of-hearing mom, but godDAMN they really want to be able to say "no, but really, having National Guard in major cities isn't the WORST thing, right??" It is fucking appalling.
I’m at a spa where they encourage guests to disconnect a bit from the internet and the like and hoo boy I should have stayed off
August 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’m at a spa where they encourage guests to disconnect a bit from the internet and the like and hoo boy I should have stayed off
*Rather, where that lack of kindness originates. It's not just some vague thing that has infected everyone and only your fucking summer tentpole bullshit can possibly learn us all a thing or two. Yes, I know, I know, I am overreading and overreacting but blow me, I can smell smug a mile away.
July 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
*Rather, where that lack of kindness originates. It's not just some vague thing that has infected everyone and only your fucking summer tentpole bullshit can possibly learn us all a thing or two. Yes, I know, I know, I am overreading and overreacting but blow me, I can smell smug a mile away.
If you're going to say your movie is about kindness and then you're not willing to say where that lack of kindness is coming from, I don't have time for your tidy fucking kumbaya soundbites. If it hisses like a fucking snake, it's a snake. Jesus Christ, you fucking babies.
July 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you're going to say your movie is about kindness and then you're not willing to say where that lack of kindness is coming from, I don't have time for your tidy fucking kumbaya soundbites. If it hisses like a fucking snake, it's a snake. Jesus Christ, you fucking babies.
Hey MSNBC, the least you could do is tell that dipshit NJ Dem congressman that his bullshit statements about Mamdani are incorrect and racist but you can barely manage to properly report on anything anyway, so. (I only hear MSNBC because my 88-year old hard of hearing mom keeps it on all day.)
July 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hey MSNBC, the least you could do is tell that dipshit NJ Dem congressman that his bullshit statements about Mamdani are incorrect and racist but you can barely manage to properly report on anything anyway, so. (I only hear MSNBC because my 88-year old hard of hearing mom keeps it on all day.)