i.e. "Dear Editor: I read with interest Dr {author}'s interpretation of {term/idea} in {paper title}. {insert clarification to advance both of your theses, if you wish to be diplomatic, unless author's thesis has few redeeming qualities, then deploy abstruse verbiage to ask 'WTAF is this'"

This would be where a "Letter to the Editor" may clarify.

Only if the Paltrow roosts upon them.

These chickens are simply too woke. Chickens have given in to the false narrative of toxic avian-inity. Chickens should just peck to death thunder-dome style, and whichever chickens survive will kick all flu out of all birds, because Darwinism.

What if one of them ate the other so two-became-one....

Emotional mass and mental mass do not follow the laws of physics (physical mass) when rationalizations occur.