Nihilist memes
@jandzero.bsky.social
Classic memes, now with 20% more anxiety and existential dread.
July 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I welcome the microplastics into my brain. They can’t possibly make worse decisions than I have.
July 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I welcome the microplastics into my brain. They can’t possibly make worse decisions than I have.
Most dust is human skin.
Someday, when the Roombas want more, they will rise up and devour us all.
Someday, when the Roombas want more, they will rise up and devour us all.
June 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Most dust is human skin.
Someday, when the Roombas want more, they will rise up and devour us all.
Someday, when the Roombas want more, they will rise up and devour us all.
Every frozen corpse on the side of Mount Everest was once a highly motivated individual.
So calm the fuck down.
So calm the fuck down.
June 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Every frozen corpse on the side of Mount Everest was once a highly motivated individual.
So calm the fuck down.
So calm the fuck down.
Everyone is willing to travel to the ends of the earth to find their soulmate. However, they usually turn out to be not halfway around the world, but at a local bar, slightly drunk.
June 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Everyone is willing to travel to the ends of the earth to find their soulmate. However, they usually turn out to be not halfway around the world, but at a local bar, slightly drunk.
The planet doesn’t need you. You need the planet. Act like it.
May 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The planet doesn’t need you. You need the planet. Act like it.
“I didn’t ask to be born!” Yes son, you did. You were the fastest swimmer. Next time, show a little less ambition.
May 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“I didn’t ask to be born!” Yes son, you did. You were the fastest swimmer. Next time, show a little less ambition.
Does anyone else watch post-apocalyptic zombie movies and think ‘wow, it would be nice not to have to spend every day at work dealing with emails and pointless meetings’
May 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Does anyone else watch post-apocalyptic zombie movies and think ‘wow, it would be nice not to have to spend every day at work dealing with emails and pointless meetings’
Minimalism is a scam by Big Small to sell more less.
May 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Minimalism is a scam by Big Small to sell more less.
Life hack: if you work really, really hard, you can replace depression with exhaustion.
March 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Life hack: if you work really, really hard, you can replace depression with exhaustion.
Nothing can bring me down
March 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nothing can bring me down
Thank you for contacting The Abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
February 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Thank you for contacting The Abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
All artists are prepared to suffer for their work, but why are so few prepared to learn to draw? - Banksy
February 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
All artists are prepared to suffer for their work, but why are so few prepared to learn to draw? - Banksy
Some asked me if I had plans for the fall, and it took me a moment to realize they meant autumn and not the collapse of civilization.
February 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Some asked me if I had plans for the fall, and it took me a moment to realize they meant autumn and not the collapse of civilization.
Growing up apparently means trading in your imaginary friends for a bunch of imaginary enemies.
January 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Growing up apparently means trading in your imaginary friends for a bunch of imaginary enemies.
Every corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated individual.
January 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated individual.
It’s all a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works.
January 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It’s all a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works.
There are two types of people in this world.
Avoid both.
Avoid both.
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There are two types of people in this world.
Avoid both.
Avoid both.
Anxiety: Everything is important
Depression: Nothing is important
ADHD: I have no idea what’s important
Depression: Nothing is important
ADHD: I have no idea what’s important
December 27, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Anxiety: Everything is important
Depression: Nothing is important
ADHD: I have no idea what’s important
Depression: Nothing is important
ADHD: I have no idea what’s important
Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart.
But the very next day,
you stuffed it under the floorboards with the rest of my corpse, until the sound of my heartbeat drove you to madness.
I gave you my heart.
But the very next day,
you stuffed it under the floorboards with the rest of my corpse, until the sound of my heartbeat drove you to madness.
December 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart.
But the very next day,
you stuffed it under the floorboards with the rest of my corpse, until the sound of my heartbeat drove you to madness.
I gave you my heart.
But the very next day,
you stuffed it under the floorboards with the rest of my corpse, until the sound of my heartbeat drove you to madness.
