turned on Pluto for some background noise and it was playing some BayFormers and it flipped right on a dog humping scene and I'm like
Fucking seriously, Michael Bay?!?!?
but then I realized that it was an apt metaphor for what he did to that series

To the uneducated and idiot can seem a savant

I want to move somewhere where I can see more than one star in a clear sky through my window

You know you've hit peak middle age when you're like, Fuck Yeah! A Descendents sticker for my filing cabinet

Video of the winds in San Antonio last week

Weirdly focused photo of the recent lunar eclipse

this morning I'm having French vanilla coffee for my morning cup which is to say that the teaspoon of vanilla that was supposed to go into the cup of milk for my scones instead went into my coffee. I am not quite awake yet, rough night sleeping. Fucking time change

Gotta luv American Rx commercials

"My, you're looking radiant today"
(Not actual verbiage, but...)" Thanks! It's cause I can poop now!"