Jamxoes
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A member of the BlueSky Crew huh!
Avid critic and complainer of Movies and Videogames, |He|They|Bi🏳️🌈|Furry Trash🐾|🔞
Avid critic and complainer of Movies and Videogames, |He|They|Bi🏳️🌈|Furry Trash🐾|🔞
Iron Lung: 4/10
I appreciate YouTubers trying to break into the film scene, and giving credit to Markiplier it’s a very ambitious project to tackle
With that being said this movie was boring
Maybe it makes more sense if I played the game but honestly I doubt it
I appreciate YouTubers trying to break into the film scene, and giving credit to Markiplier it’s a very ambitious project to tackle
With that being said this movie was boring
Maybe it makes more sense if I played the game but honestly I doubt it
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Iron Lung: 4/10
I appreciate YouTubers trying to break into the film scene, and giving credit to Markiplier it’s a very ambitious project to tackle
With that being said this movie was boring
Maybe it makes more sense if I played the game but honestly I doubt it
I appreciate YouTubers trying to break into the film scene, and giving credit to Markiplier it’s a very ambitious project to tackle
With that being said this movie was boring
Maybe it makes more sense if I played the game but honestly I doubt it
Super Mario Galaxy 2: 6/10
Yeah this one didn’t hit like it used to
It definitely felt like dlc more than anything
Not terrible but it felt less cinematic and more mundane
Which what makes Super Mario Galaxy 1 so grand and dare I say epic, it’s the scope of it all and the way it’s delivered
Yeah this one didn’t hit like it used to
It definitely felt like dlc more than anything
Not terrible but it felt less cinematic and more mundane
Which what makes Super Mario Galaxy 1 so grand and dare I say epic, it’s the scope of it all and the way it’s delivered
February 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Super Mario Galaxy 2: 6/10
Yeah this one didn’t hit like it used to
It definitely felt like dlc more than anything
Not terrible but it felt less cinematic and more mundane
Which what makes Super Mario Galaxy 1 so grand and dare I say epic, it’s the scope of it all and the way it’s delivered
Yeah this one didn’t hit like it used to
It definitely felt like dlc more than anything
Not terrible but it felt less cinematic and more mundane
Which what makes Super Mario Galaxy 1 so grand and dare I say epic, it’s the scope of it all and the way it’s delivered
Spyro A Hero’s Tail: 6/10
Best Spyro game ever
Best Spyro game ever
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Spyro A Hero’s Tail: 6/10
Best Spyro game ever
Best Spyro game ever
Sonic Boom Rise Of Lyric: 1/10
It’s so bad that I couldn’t get it to work on emulator and had to buy a Wii U
Thanks Sonic
This was DMC2 levels of awful
Not a single ounce of enjoyment
I’ve never played a game that actively hates it’s existence more than this but here we are
It’s so bad that I couldn’t get it to work on emulator and had to buy a Wii U
Thanks Sonic
This was DMC2 levels of awful
Not a single ounce of enjoyment
I’ve never played a game that actively hates it’s existence more than this but here we are
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Sonic Boom Rise Of Lyric: 1/10
It’s so bad that I couldn’t get it to work on emulator and had to buy a Wii U
Thanks Sonic
This was DMC2 levels of awful
Not a single ounce of enjoyment
I’ve never played a game that actively hates it’s existence more than this but here we are
It’s so bad that I couldn’t get it to work on emulator and had to buy a Wii U
Thanks Sonic
This was DMC2 levels of awful
Not a single ounce of enjoyment
I’ve never played a game that actively hates it’s existence more than this but here we are
Sonic Lost World: 5/10
The most painfully mediocre game I’ve ever played
The most painfully mediocre game I’ve ever played
January 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Sonic Lost World: 5/10
The most painfully mediocre game I’ve ever played
The most painfully mediocre game I’ve ever played
More Honourable mentions:
January 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
More Honourable mentions:
One Punch Man S3: 4/10
This was a complete disaster
And I blame Bandai for all of it
Most people pointed at the animation as being the whole reason why this season sucked
But honestly even with better animation, I don’t think it would’ve saved it
Because everything was bad
This was a complete disaster
And I blame Bandai for all of it
Most people pointed at the animation as being the whole reason why this season sucked
But honestly even with better animation, I don’t think it would’ve saved it
Because everything was bad
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
One Punch Man S3: 4/10
This was a complete disaster
And I blame Bandai for all of it
Most people pointed at the animation as being the whole reason why this season sucked
But honestly even with better animation, I don’t think it would’ve saved it
Because everything was bad
This was a complete disaster
And I blame Bandai for all of it
Most people pointed at the animation as being the whole reason why this season sucked
But honestly even with better animation, I don’t think it would’ve saved it
Because everything was bad
Yakuza 3: 10/10
All of my problems with the first two games were fixed with this masterpiece
This is easily the best game in the franchise full stop
Everything about it is perfect
Story, characters, music, combat, side quests
My god I actually wanted to do the sidequests
All of my problems with the first two games were fixed with this masterpiece
This is easily the best game in the franchise full stop
Everything about it is perfect
Story, characters, music, combat, side quests
My god I actually wanted to do the sidequests
December 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yakuza 3: 10/10
All of my problems with the first two games were fixed with this masterpiece
This is easily the best game in the franchise full stop
Everything about it is perfect
Story, characters, music, combat, side quests
My god I actually wanted to do the sidequests
All of my problems with the first two games were fixed with this masterpiece
This is easily the best game in the franchise full stop
Everything about it is perfect
Story, characters, music, combat, side quests
My god I actually wanted to do the sidequests
Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo: 10/10
Holy shit
Play this game
It’s sooo gooddd
It might be my GOTY for 2025
Holy shit
Play this game
It’s sooo gooddd
It might be my GOTY for 2025
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo: 10/10
Holy shit
Play this game
It’s sooo gooddd
It might be my GOTY for 2025
Holy shit
Play this game
It’s sooo gooddd
It might be my GOTY for 2025
Pokémon TCG 1&2: 8/10
Idk why but I love playing old school tcg games especially when they port them to portable consoles
And these two are pretty great
Idk why but I love playing old school tcg games especially when they port them to portable consoles
And these two are pretty great
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pokémon TCG 1&2: 8/10
Idk why but I love playing old school tcg games especially when they port them to portable consoles
And these two are pretty great
Idk why but I love playing old school tcg games especially when they port them to portable consoles
And these two are pretty great
Alundra 2: 5/10
In some ways this was an improvement over the first game and in someways it was a down grade
I thought the boss fights and story got a better improvement overall
The puzzles got extremely babyfied and were so easy I’m not sure why they even bothered
In some ways this was an improvement over the first game and in someways it was a down grade
I thought the boss fights and story got a better improvement overall
The puzzles got extremely babyfied and were so easy I’m not sure why they even bothered
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Alundra 2: 5/10
In some ways this was an improvement over the first game and in someways it was a down grade
I thought the boss fights and story got a better improvement overall
The puzzles got extremely babyfied and were so easy I’m not sure why they even bothered
In some ways this was an improvement over the first game and in someways it was a down grade
I thought the boss fights and story got a better improvement overall
The puzzles got extremely babyfied and were so easy I’m not sure why they even bothered
Death Battle seriously needs a medal for making two top tier videos back to back
December 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Death Battle seriously needs a medal for making two top tier videos back to back
You knew Ash was done when Yugi decided to lock in
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You knew Ash was done when Yugi decided to lock in
Metroid Prime 4: 6/10
Ngl I forced myself to finish this one
Everything that’s still Metroid are some of the best parts of the game
Everything new they put in was either pointless or felt like a complete waste of time
It’s not bad just very disappointing
Ngl I forced myself to finish this one
Everything that’s still Metroid are some of the best parts of the game
Everything new they put in was either pointless or felt like a complete waste of time
It’s not bad just very disappointing
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Metroid Prime 4: 6/10
Ngl I forced myself to finish this one
Everything that’s still Metroid are some of the best parts of the game
Everything new they put in was either pointless or felt like a complete waste of time
It’s not bad just very disappointing
Ngl I forced myself to finish this one
Everything that’s still Metroid are some of the best parts of the game
Everything new they put in was either pointless or felt like a complete waste of time
It’s not bad just very disappointing
DMC 5 & FF16: 10/10
You can thank Death Battle for making me want to replay both of these back to back
And yeah they’re still amazing
You can thank Death Battle for making me want to replay both of these back to back
And yeah they’re still amazing
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
DMC 5 & FF16: 10/10
You can thank Death Battle for making me want to replay both of these back to back
And yeah they’re still amazing
You can thank Death Battle for making me want to replay both of these back to back
And yeah they’re still amazing
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2: 10/10
This was the most epic shit ever
I had no idea what was going on throughout the whole movie
MatPat was there for like 6 or 7 seconds
The audience wouldn’t stop screaming at every single jump scare and it was the funniest shit ever
There were indeed references
This was the most epic shit ever
I had no idea what was going on throughout the whole movie
MatPat was there for like 6 or 7 seconds
The audience wouldn’t stop screaming at every single jump scare and it was the funniest shit ever
There were indeed references
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2: 10/10
This was the most epic shit ever
I had no idea what was going on throughout the whole movie
MatPat was there for like 6 or 7 seconds
The audience wouldn’t stop screaming at every single jump scare and it was the funniest shit ever
There were indeed references
This was the most epic shit ever
I had no idea what was going on throughout the whole movie
MatPat was there for like 6 or 7 seconds
The audience wouldn’t stop screaming at every single jump scare and it was the funniest shit ever
There were indeed references
Tron Ares: 3/10
Ngl I kinda enjoyed this
It was bad but not nearly as bad everyone was saying
I know nothing about Tron nor do I care about the franchise but I did see glimpses of potential in this film
Jared Leto is back and I thought his performance was decent
Ngl I kinda enjoyed this
It was bad but not nearly as bad everyone was saying
I know nothing about Tron nor do I care about the franchise but I did see glimpses of potential in this film
Jared Leto is back and I thought his performance was decent
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Tron Ares: 3/10
Ngl I kinda enjoyed this
It was bad but not nearly as bad everyone was saying
I know nothing about Tron nor do I care about the franchise but I did see glimpses of potential in this film
Jared Leto is back and I thought his performance was decent
Ngl I kinda enjoyed this
It was bad but not nearly as bad everyone was saying
I know nothing about Tron nor do I care about the franchise but I did see glimpses of potential in this film
Jared Leto is back and I thought his performance was decent
Shelby Oaks: 4/10
Sorry Chris I was not stuckmenized by this
The cinematography was good but other than that I got nothing out of this
Another generic horror movie that does nothing to differentiate from the other sea of horror movies
Sorry Chris I was not stuckmenized by this
The cinematography was good but other than that I got nothing out of this
Another generic horror movie that does nothing to differentiate from the other sea of horror movies
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Shelby Oaks: 4/10
Sorry Chris I was not stuckmenized by this
The cinematography was good but other than that I got nothing out of this
Another generic horror movie that does nothing to differentiate from the other sea of horror movies
Sorry Chris I was not stuckmenized by this
The cinematography was good but other than that I got nothing out of this
Another generic horror movie that does nothing to differentiate from the other sea of horror movies
Dispatch: 8/10
I’m shocked that I liked this as much as I did
I’ve never been a fan of telltale games to begin with, there’s only been 2 that I actually like and the rest are pretty much disposable
I felt like most of the decisions you made in Dispatch, didn’t really lead to much
I’m shocked that I liked this as much as I did
I’ve never been a fan of telltale games to begin with, there’s only been 2 that I actually like and the rest are pretty much disposable
I felt like most of the decisions you made in Dispatch, didn’t really lead to much
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Dispatch: 8/10
I’m shocked that I liked this as much as I did
I’ve never been a fan of telltale games to begin with, there’s only been 2 that I actually like and the rest are pretty much disposable
I felt like most of the decisions you made in Dispatch, didn’t really lead to much
I’m shocked that I liked this as much as I did
I’ve never been a fan of telltale games to begin with, there’s only been 2 that I actually like and the rest are pretty much disposable
I felt like most of the decisions you made in Dispatch, didn’t really lead to much
Pokémon Legends ZAZA: 4/10
Welp I played it and it’s not terrible but man was this just a soulless game to play
There’s maybe a couple side quests that made me smirk but other than that it’s just such a slog
Everything that I usually love in Pokemon is stripped away
Welp I played it and it’s not terrible but man was this just a soulless game to play
There’s maybe a couple side quests that made me smirk but other than that it’s just such a slog
Everything that I usually love in Pokemon is stripped away
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Pokémon Legends ZAZA: 4/10
Welp I played it and it’s not terrible but man was this just a soulless game to play
There’s maybe a couple side quests that made me smirk but other than that it’s just such a slog
Everything that I usually love in Pokemon is stripped away
Welp I played it and it’s not terrible but man was this just a soulless game to play
There’s maybe a couple side quests that made me smirk but other than that it’s just such a slog
Everything that I usually love in Pokemon is stripped away