John Armstrong
@jamstronghorn.bsky.social
(New York) Emmy award-winning video editor, amateur photographer, frustrated graphic artist
That feeling when a podcast host says "but we'll get into that later" and they never get into it later. 🫤
June 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
That feeling when a podcast host says "but we'll get into that later" and they never get into it later. 🫤
There is no cherry-flavored candy manufactured today that comes anywhere close to being as delicious as the Luden's cherry cough drop of my youth.
February 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
There is no cherry-flavored candy manufactured today that comes anywhere close to being as delicious as the Luden's cherry cough drop of my youth.
I may be late to the party, but Chappell Roan's "Good Luck Babe" has a definite Kate Bush vibe - I'm rooting for it to show up on the Stranger Things season 5 soundtrack!
@strangerthingstv.bsky.social
@strangerthingstv.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I may be late to the party, but Chappell Roan's "Good Luck Babe" has a definite Kate Bush vibe - I'm rooting for it to show up on the Stranger Things season 5 soundtrack!
@strangerthingstv.bsky.social
@strangerthingstv.bsky.social
Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars' "Die with a Smile" has some serious 70s James Bond Opening Title Sequence energy.
January 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars' "Die with a Smile" has some serious 70s James Bond Opening Title Sequence energy.
One day - and you'll never know exactly when - you will lead a "Wheels on the Bus" singalong in the car for the last time.
Treasure every moment.
#Kidding #ParentingIsASlog #Ugh
Treasure every moment.
#Kidding #ParentingIsASlog #Ugh
January 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
One day - and you'll never know exactly when - you will lead a "Wheels on the Bus" singalong in the car for the last time.
Treasure every moment.
#Kidding #ParentingIsASlog #Ugh
Treasure every moment.
#Kidding #ParentingIsASlog #Ugh
I just can't suspend my disbelief when a character in a movie pours a glass of water directly from the kitchen tap and then. drinks. it.
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I just can't suspend my disbelief when a character in a movie pours a glass of water directly from the kitchen tap and then. drinks. it.
Absolutely shook to hear Love Boat's Ted Lange say his own name and pronounce it as if it rhymes with "flange". All this time I was rhyming it with "fang". What do we really even know about anything?
January 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Absolutely shook to hear Love Boat's Ted Lange say his own name and pronounce it as if it rhymes with "flange". All this time I was rhyming it with "fang". What do we really even know about anything?
How to make a rude kid even more rude:
Tell them they're being rude.
Tell them they're being rude.
January 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
How to make a rude kid even more rude:
Tell them they're being rude.
Tell them they're being rude.
I have a feeling that the people who create social media accounts for their pets wind up using them far, far less than they expected.
January 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have a feeling that the people who create social media accounts for their pets wind up using them far, far less than they expected.
The world's population divides neatly into two distinct groups: those who can walk up to a podium and speak into the microphone without adjusting its position and everyone else.
December 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
The world's population divides neatly into two distinct groups: those who can walk up to a podium and speak into the microphone without adjusting its position and everyone else.
It's finally best-of list time, so I can verify that the things I already know I like are on there.
#Validation #SeeIToldYou
#Validation #SeeIToldYou
December 2, 2024 at 3:03 PM
It's finally best-of list time, so I can verify that the things I already know I like are on there.
#Validation #SeeIToldYou
#Validation #SeeIToldYou
Since when is the green Life Saver in the 5 Flavor bag not lime? Watermelon, you pale in comparison.
#LifeSavers #BaitAndSwitch
#LifeSavers #BaitAndSwitch
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Since when is the green Life Saver in the 5 Flavor bag not lime? Watermelon, you pale in comparison.
#LifeSavers #BaitAndSwitch
#LifeSavers #BaitAndSwitch
There is a better selection of John Darnielle gifs than I would have guessed, not telling why I was looking though.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
November 30, 2024 at 4:46 PM
There is a better selection of John Darnielle gifs than I would have guessed, not telling why I was looking though.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
Me: I need a new box of tissues
Kleenex multi-pack: good luck getting one out from inside this impossibly hard-to-tear plastic wrap
Kleenex multi-pack: good luck getting one out from inside this impossibly hard-to-tear plastic wrap
November 30, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Me: I need a new box of tissues
Kleenex multi-pack: good luck getting one out from inside this impossibly hard-to-tear plastic wrap
Kleenex multi-pack: good luck getting one out from inside this impossibly hard-to-tear plastic wrap