it’s 2025 stop addressing the beat

i miss brockhampton and i’m NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT

been getting into chewing with alternative teeth here lately (front, wisdom, etc.)

i thought of something.

i love having opposable thumbs more than my own mother

die hard is my favorite christmas movie

coworker just said “i’m listening to a jim henson biography on my sunglasses”

every time i drive next to a 5G tower i feel a high pitched staccato BINGGGGG in the back/center of my skull is that normal

hate when i know someone for years and find out they had an apostrophe in their name the whole time like it totally changes the way their character acts in my head and now i have to reimagine every scene with them in it

mongolian throat singing practice got me beat #mongolianthroatsinging#likeaboss

shoutout o-rod (olivia rodrigo)

i be all like “the voices the voices” whole time its just these 2

frontal lobe is buzzin today boys