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They/them. Queer writer w/ a constant need for attention!! No rizz, just stunning good looks & the ability to write essays on my hyperfixations. Yes, I was born this hot & funny, and no, I'm not capable of shutting up. Find me at https://ko-fi.com/jamora!
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The picture didn’t post again…

LOOK AT MY SON DAMNIT
A blue-glass dish holding spinach and artichoke dip. Browned on top. He’s perfect.
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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To cope with depression (mental and the incoming second Great we seem to be gearing towards), I have made spinach and artichoke dip.

This is my son now.
April 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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One like, you know what that means!!

Waow.
January 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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This is my holiday tradition
Markiplier’s GINGERBREAD HOUSE BUILDING CHALLENGE on YouTube, paused with the description down.
December 25, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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“Yeah, haha, I can cook alright.”
A Google search for “how the fuck do you cook mushrooms” with a link from Simply Recipes that suggests frying for about five to ten minutes until they lose moisture and stirring frequently.
November 27, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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I don't know why I wrote this, but this is how cishet authors like to write trans people. (Think I was channeling Jason Pinter/A.L. Brody from TikTok.)
Text reads: When he walked in, I assumed he was just a really butch lesbian--you know, a type of rock found in the cracks of an already present rock, which is a word I'm allowed to use because I like to party at gay bars with my girl friends (not girlfriends, I'm not like that) on the weekends, which is also why I put cigarette emojis in the comment sections of gay men i find annoying on TikTok, and the white corded headphones that hung around his neck were a-buzz with Lemon Demon playing at max volume, his blue hoodie just a shade darker than the dye in his hair, fading against the brown tones. "Hey," he said, his voice soft like his well-moisturized and completely clean-shaven face, a sketchbook full of anthropomorphic wolf boys and cat girls with giant bazongas in the same shade of blue as his oversized hoodie, hair, and eyes like the summer sky. "I'm Kai Transman." Text continues: "That's so crazy," I said. "I went to school with a Kate Transman, you must have a sister, but I've been dying to make friends with a softboi recently." We were in a cafe, but he already had a large can of Monster on him. "That's so crazy," he said, visibly sweating before he pulled out a sandwich bag from the large pockets of his hoodie. "Do you want a cookie? Because I don't."
November 13, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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Real pic of my favorite beta reader.
It’s a dog with a giant looking nose pressed up against an arm. To be fair, the angle isn’t flattering on him.
October 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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I took a break from editing to make dalgona coffee, and I might never go back to my story. Why do I insist on doing this by hand every time.
A small bowl full of not-yet-whipped dalgona coffee, with a whisk sitting on the rim.
October 17, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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I was #1,192,453! I'm early to fucking everything, lmao
September 17, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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Would y'all like to see what I'm ranting about tonight?
Bold text reads "CHARACTERS" ARE NOT PEOPLE THEY ARE TOOLS IN A STORY
May 6, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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The file name is "my darling I'll never let you go." I want what they have. Look at them.
A pair of carrots are twisted together. There's at least seven ends, or roots, all tangled together, giving the impression the carrots are hugging each other. They're a monstrosity, but it's beautiful.
January 31, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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I’m sorry you’re low :( Take this picture of my dog, he’s also low (I stopped petting him for five seconds)
January 8, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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I don't want y'all to think I'm exaggerating, I'm dead serious about the costs--this is if I book now, on discount, but not including extra costs like travel. And this is one that's in my state! But mannnn, this is like, droolworthy. Obsess with me.
January 8, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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QUEERS. LOVERS. COUNTRYMEN. Y’ALL SEEING THIS. Might be getting new Hazbin Hotel trailer tomorrow??? LOOK AT THEM
December 12, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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Existing on Twitter really be like
December 10, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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🥰Gonna be sleeping so easy tonight with a cannibalistic serial killer that was damned to Hell watching over me 🥰 (Ignore the dust.)
The neon Alastor standee from Shark Robot on a shelf.
December 9, 2023 at 1:39 AM
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AND SHE'S GOT A KNIFE!!! JUST WHAT SHE NEEDED
December 8, 2023 at 4:59 AM
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Hellppp, why does this shot from Hazbin Hotel make it look like Vaggie's trying to send Pentious to his room, lmao
A shot from IGN's article on Hazbin Hotel--the IGN watermark is in the bottom, right corner. The picture shows one character (Vaggie) angrily pointing straight up while facing Sir Pentious, who looks more confused than anything.
December 7, 2023 at 8:39 PM
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I'm writing, and it's going SOOOO good, I love my asshole main character
Text reads: "I agreed to one dance!" There's a shriek from the other side of the cafeteria--I look over, somebody has a raccoon in their backpack, but otherwise, (highlighted) It's just typical cafeteria-brand chaos. "That counts for something! Text reads: Jogging tends to be better in the morning, but when she gets the chance to, she always sleeps in, and she doesn't want to jog at night. Her concern is she'll be serial killed, but mine is that joggers on the news are always the ones finding the bodies, and Stacey nearly threw up when she sat in on a round of Moral Kombat between me and Julia. What if she contaminates the crime scene, and the police can't find the killer, but her DNA's everywhere, and they take her in? You think Stacey can survive jail? If she doesn't get her pack of Oreos every Wednesday, she'll go crazy, and she'll probably destroy the world or something. At the very least, that jail will go down in ashes, and our city will be crawling with real serial killers for a while. The text reads: "My head is heavy, and my chest is empty. I'll give them the summer, though, before I start worrying." There's a paragraph break, before "That was a fucking fast summer." The next paragraph starts with only, "I guess it's hard to see you at community college," Stacey says. Text reads: I don't give a shit about Iara--Stacey just told me she trusted me with taking care of somebody. She said that I was 'super, super fun.' That's basically her telling me she's still in love with me.
December 5, 2023 at 5:36 AM
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Demon
November 29, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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TWITTER IS TELLING ME THE NINETEENTH LOOK LOOK LOOK HAZBIN HOTEL
A post from Cartoon Base on Twitter, saying “Hazbin Hotel will be premiering on January 19th. Will you be watching?” Under are screenshots from teasers and trailers.
November 27, 2023 at 4:30 PM
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I changed my prices on my c0mmissions :) C0mm me on my Ko-Fi at ko-fi.com/jamora/commi... or hit me up on my discord hotcuppaaveragejoe. Examples of my work are on my Ko-fi, or A03 at SquigglyAverageJoe
November 27, 2023 at 3:42 AM
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ADMIRE THE BABY
November 22, 2023 at 8:04 PM
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No, lol, this would be Jordan. He’s a grumpy old man that needs the whole world off his lawn, but he also loves naps, beating up his brother, & misses the days he used to steal butter off the counters
November 14, 2023 at 3:13 AM
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I HAVE FOUND IT

THIS AINT PEAK GENDER THIS IS PEAK PEAK GENDER, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE???
November 10, 2023 at 7:31 PM