The Midwest has elected a new ope
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Midwest has elected a new ope
“Torpedo bats”
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“What did the admiral find in the submarine’s belfry?”
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“What did the admiral find in the submarine’s belfry?”
April 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“Torpedo bats”
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“What did the admiral find in the submarine’s belfry?”
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“What did the admiral find in the submarine’s belfry?”
Reposted by Jamison Webb
*Hollywood studio, 1961*
TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story?
TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies”
TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story?
TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies”
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
*Hollywood studio, 1961*
TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story?
TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies”
TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story?
TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies”
"The Naked City" (1948) - Rossellini meets Weegee in Jules Dassin's landmark of location shooting. Entertaining enough, but best viewed as the pulpy forerunner of a Dick Wolf police procedural, right down to Barry Fitzgerald's seen-it-all lead detective and the day players bringing the world to life
March 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"The Naked City" (1948) - Rossellini meets Weegee in Jules Dassin's landmark of location shooting. Entertaining enough, but best viewed as the pulpy forerunner of a Dick Wolf police procedural, right down to Barry Fitzgerald's seen-it-all lead detective and the day players bringing the world to life
Microsoft’s little emblem in its desktop search bar today is supposed to be birthday boy Alexander Graham Bell and a telephone but all I see is a cannon pointing at his head Looney Tunes-style
March 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Microsoft’s little emblem in its desktop search bar today is supposed to be birthday boy Alexander Graham Bell and a telephone but all I see is a cannon pointing at his head Looney Tunes-style
Reposted by Jamison Webb
*Hollywood studio, 1961*
TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story?
TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies”
TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story?
TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies”
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
*Hollywood studio, 1961*
TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story?
TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies”
TV EXEC: well it was an excellent pitch, but I guess I want to know: why are you the right one to tell this story?
TALKING HORSE: great question. The truth is, I grew up around people like these so-called “Beverly Hillbillies”
watching the Super Bowl? um, ever heard of watching a Super *Book*??? (I call reading “watching a book”)
February 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
watching the Super Bowl? um, ever heard of watching a Super *Book*??? (I call reading “watching a book”)
“Stalag 17” (1953) - Proto-“Hogan’s Heroes” comedy/drama directed by Billy Wilder and set in a POW camp during Christmas 1944. Twisty thrills abound, William Holden cigar-chomps his way to an Oscar win, and any movie is made better with Sig Ruman in a supporting role. Add it to your holiday rotation
December 20, 2024 at 8:57 PM
“Stalag 17” (1953) - Proto-“Hogan’s Heroes” comedy/drama directed by Billy Wilder and set in a POW camp during Christmas 1944. Twisty thrills abound, William Holden cigar-chomps his way to an Oscar win, and any movie is made better with Sig Ruman in a supporting role. Add it to your holiday rotation
man I cannot wait to come a-wassailing
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
man I cannot wait to come a-wassailing
Hello to my new followers. Here’s a picture of Gallagher from a 1987 tv special celebrating the 75th anniversary of Las Vegas
December 20, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Hello to my new followers. Here’s a picture of Gallagher from a 1987 tv special celebrating the 75th anniversary of Las Vegas
when a Christmas song ends with a little instrumental homage to another Christmas song? Yeah that’s extremely my shit
December 17, 2024 at 2:30 PM
when a Christmas song ends with a little instrumental homage to another Christmas song? Yeah that’s extremely my shit
“where the hell are the singing cats?”
December 17, 2024 at 2:44 AM
“where the hell are the singing cats?”
“White Christmas” (1954): The charms of the four leads are undeniable, the Technicolor pops, and you can’t go wrong with Michael Curtiz directing, but what always sticks with me is Dean Jagger’s tough, tender work as the major general. His arrival in the final scene is just beautiful stuff
December 14, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“White Christmas” (1954): The charms of the four leads are undeniable, the Technicolor pops, and you can’t go wrong with Michael Curtiz directing, but what always sticks with me is Dean Jagger’s tough, tender work as the major general. His arrival in the final scene is just beautiful stuff
I love YouTube videos about never-built theme park rides. I live for YouTube videos about never-built theme park rides
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I love YouTube videos about never-built theme park rides. I live for YouTube videos about never-built theme park rides
Ok I’ll frickin’ say it: Season’s EATINGS
December 10, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Ok I’ll frickin’ say it: Season’s EATINGS
If you have an Easter Bunny costume and some green paint, you have a Grinch costume
December 7, 2024 at 7:56 PM
If you have an Easter Bunny costume and some green paint, you have a Grinch costume
This past week I’ve consumed a steady diet of ‘80s and ‘90s Bob Hope Christmas specials — when he had lost his fastball and was basically just phoning it in — and I am now ready to post some jokes from Bob’s 2024 holiday special
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
This past week I’ve consumed a steady diet of ‘80s and ‘90s Bob Hope Christmas specials — when he had lost his fastball and was basically just phoning it in — and I am now ready to post some jokes from Bob’s 2024 holiday special
Hello to my new followers. Here is Bob Hope playing Don Johnson in a “Miami Vice” parody called “Miami Nice”
December 5, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Hello to my new followers. Here is Bob Hope playing Don Johnson in a “Miami Vice” parody called “Miami Nice”
Last week I was at my friend René’s house and a train burst out of his fireplace and almost hit me in the head but thankfully it was blocked by my floating green apple. Surreal
December 4, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Last week I was at my friend René’s house and a train burst out of his fireplace and almost hit me in the head but thankfully it was blocked by my floating green apple. Surreal
We’re doing this thing for milk now? Come on
December 4, 2024 at 12:39 AM
We’re doing this thing for milk now? Come on