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Jamisen Etzel
@jamisen.bsky.social
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Plaintiffs’ litigator, good reply guy

Pittsburgh, PA
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OutRun: High Action Road Racing Adventure. by SEGA
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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7th grade, probably one of the best things that ever happened to me in grade school
book cover of The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
August 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Saw good people in Erie Pa show up for #nokings
A guy at a #nokings protest in Erie, Pennsylvania with three signs: “Eat the Rich,” “No human being is Illegal - Fuck ICE,” and “fascism is not freedom”
June 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Kraftwerk in Pittsburgh
Picture of the Kraftwerk concert in Pittsburgh, March 7, 2025, with the four band members standing at control tables in the front and a big 80s style geometric CGI face on the big screen Picture of the Kraftwerk concert in Pittsburgh, March 7, 2025, with the four band members standing at control tables in the front and a big graphic saying Tour de France with the Eiffel Tower and red white and blue colors on the screen behind the band Picture of the Kraftwerk concert in Pittsburgh, March 7, 2025, with three of the four band members standing at control tables wearing suits with 80s style green line lights
March 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Mike Lange was the best play-by-play caller ever, especially on radio. He could inject drama with his command of the pace and pitch of his voice; he was an artist and performer, not just a sports announcer. Always nice when I met him. He helped make the Penguins. RIP. “Michael, Michael, Motorcycle”
A picture of me and two of my friends with Pittsburgh Penguins broadcaster Mike Lange, taken on March 12, 2008 outside the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh. And the ticket stub from that game against the Buffalo Sabres.
February 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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I'm doing my part. Thanks for passing this along.
the text of an email I wrote to senior editor@nytimes.com, which says: Hi, I've been a subscriber for more than 10 years, you can look it up, it's with this email address. I cannot understand why I need to go to the AP newswire and random accounts on Twitter and BlueSky to learn that Donald Trump is rambling about the size of Arnold Palmer's penis at a rally. This man is trying to be president again and is a proven threat to democracy. He is also clearly losing his mind. But your publication, either by choice or because it has been cowed into silence, can't even report the facts about what he is saying. Might be done with paying for this. It's a goddamn shame too. - Jamisen Etzel
October 20, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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weak
I was number 1,014,519 in signing up for BlueSky, which I did on September 14, 2023
September 17, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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This is how we win
Tim Walz being hugged by children and smiling. (How you win elections)
August 6, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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A large photo of a blowfish on a screen behind a musical group
July 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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this is the only one i'll give him credit for:
Tweet from Donald Trump in 2012: "The Coca Cola company is not happy with me -- that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage."
May 7, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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#caturday with Sir Elroy Pistachio Stash (rear) and Meatball.
My two cats cuddling on the couch. Sir Elroy Pistachio (Stash), in the back, and Meatball
April 14, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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The zeppelin Hindenburg bursting into flames
March 1, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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Screenshot of Jason Bateman’s character Michael in Arrested Development saying “I don’t know what I expected” after looking into a paper bag labeled “dead dove do not eat,” only to find a dead dove
November 29, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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Like they say, when the shoe fits …
A Westlaw synopsis of the case Pennsylvania v. Outlaw, in which a person named Basile Outlaw was convicted of criminal contempt of court for swearing at a judge while attending court as a spectator
October 15, 2023 at 4:44 PM