Def could have spent way more time on it, but I think this will do.

Nosy Nat’s a little rat,
She tattle tales and wags her tail,
Not to IRS for unpaid tax,
But when there’s man with a scary axe.

Captain Cactus and Sidekick Sally
Detained a sandman with good ol’ prickly,
Took his hat and hurt his hand,
Googly eyes, he met his end,
They claimed he was shot by a debt collector,
But the story of cacti sounds so much better.

Third part is not finished yet

Anvil(2/3)

i blame spell check for changing my its and it's constantly when writing