publicly shaming the boyf

The little “…typing” indicator at the top of the Telegram DM gives me so so much performance and social anxiety while Im texting people I find attractive

Men are literally divided up like classes in a hero shooter or RPG

Himbo Jocks=DPS, Strength

Big boi Chonkers=Tanks, Endurance

Soft Femboys=Support, Charisma

Feral Twinks= Movement, Agility

I just remembered I saw an artist selling these badges at a Comic Convention a couple months back and realized I need to track them down and give them money

Me: picks all the right dialogue options in a conversation and unlocks a secret item and a new dialogue tree through sheer clever charisma

Also Me: “Hello! did I tell you about this one time-Bblablabhbahbahlaha
BblablabhbahbahlahaBblablabhbahbahlaha”

I think Im unlocking new forms of Furryness I didn’t think I was capable of…..I want to go to cons….and I want a Fursuit??!!