Jamie Rockwell
@jamierockwell.bsky.social
Designer/Illustrator, husband, dad, etc. I live in the eastern suburbs of The Land
So weird that this guy is so concerned about not getting into heaven, considering how he lives his life and spends his time
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So weird that this guy is so concerned about not getting into heaven, considering how he lives his life and spends his time
He probably got blindsided by several hundred well-respected foreign dignitaries trying to finish the job on that right hand
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
He probably got blindsided by several hundred well-respected foreign dignitaries trying to finish the job on that right hand
THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- high school
- shaving
- learning how to drive
- working a full-time summer job
- dating
THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS NOT READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- fucking people like 40 years older than me
- high school
- shaving
- learning how to drive
- working a full-time summer job
- dating
THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS NOT READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- fucking people like 40 years older than me
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- high school
- shaving
- learning how to drive
- working a full-time summer job
- dating
THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS NOT READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- fucking people like 40 years older than me
- high school
- shaving
- learning how to drive
- working a full-time summer job
- dating
THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS NOT READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- fucking people like 40 years older than me
Are there any prosecutable offenses related to lying one's face off in one's capacity as WH press secretary, or is this the case that's gonna set the precedent?
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Are there any prosecutable offenses related to lying one's face off in one's capacity as WH press secretary, or is this the case that's gonna set the precedent?
Not exactly unpredictable behavior coming from Hott and Temu Hans Landa
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Not exactly unpredictable behavior coming from Hott and Temu Hans Landa
Pfffffff yeah okay
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pfffffff yeah okay
Middletown is less than an hour from Springfield and those people were his protected constituents when he was a senator.
Seems like we hit a new low every day now, but "selling out your own people with debunked rumors for clout with your base of Nazi assholes" is world-historic toady behavior
Seems like we hit a new low every day now, but "selling out your own people with debunked rumors for clout with your base of Nazi assholes" is world-historic toady behavior
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Middletown is less than an hour from Springfield and those people were his protected constituents when he was a senator.
Seems like we hit a new low every day now, but "selling out your own people with debunked rumors for clout with your base of Nazi assholes" is world-historic toady behavior
Seems like we hit a new low every day now, but "selling out your own people with debunked rumors for clout with your base of Nazi assholes" is world-historic toady behavior
14 / I don't get how these guys don't see the hypocrisy in what they're fighting for, because it's clearly not for His glory, it's for theirs (paraphrased from Last Crusade). And I know that guys like Chip Roy aren't big on reading, but don't take my word for it. Read the book you love so much. /END
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
14 / I don't get how these guys don't see the hypocrisy in what they're fighting for, because it's clearly not for His glory, it's for theirs (paraphrased from Last Crusade). And I know that guys like Chip Roy aren't big on reading, but don't take my word for it. Read the book you love so much. /END
13 / He literally said otherwise.
Do you really think that Jesus would be a huge fan of Charlie Kirk, a guy who made a career out of preaching that non-straight Christians are evil and that immigrants weren't worthy of our help or respect? I think Jesus would have punched Charlie Kirk in the face.
Do you really think that Jesus would be a huge fan of Charlie Kirk, a guy who made a career out of preaching that non-straight Christians are evil and that immigrants weren't worthy of our help or respect? I think Jesus would have punched Charlie Kirk in the face.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
13 / He literally said otherwise.
Do you really think that Jesus would be a huge fan of Charlie Kirk, a guy who made a career out of preaching that non-straight Christians are evil and that immigrants weren't worthy of our help or respect? I think Jesus would have punched Charlie Kirk in the face.
Do you really think that Jesus would be a huge fan of Charlie Kirk, a guy who made a career out of preaching that non-straight Christians are evil and that immigrants weren't worthy of our help or respect? I think Jesus would have punched Charlie Kirk in the face.
12 / Christian theocracy (which Jesus wouldn't have wanted in the first place), which is to say nothing about the hypocrisy of the most American religion ever: prosperity gospel. Does Jesus seem like a guy who would applaud being rich, or giving more money to rich people? Of course not.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
12 / Christian theocracy (which Jesus wouldn't have wanted in the first place), which is to say nothing about the hypocrisy of the most American religion ever: prosperity gospel. Does Jesus seem like a guy who would applaud being rich, or giving more money to rich people? Of course not.
11 / ... with the whole thing. This is a guy who specifically told us to take care of each other, and whose most well-known detours into violence involved beating up bankers, and here we are in the Year of Our Lord 2025 and the loudest of the Christians are complaining that we aren't a...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
11 / ... with the whole thing. This is a guy who specifically told us to take care of each other, and whose most well-known detours into violence involved beating up bankers, and here we are in the Year of Our Lord 2025 and the loudest of the Christians are complaining that we aren't a...
10 / ... already the kind of country that Jesus Christ would have wanted? Where strangers can take refuge and be treated like human beings? See, this is why Roy's brand of Christian nationalism is a completely backwards ideology, because Jesus Christ himself would have disagreed...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
10 / ... already the kind of country that Jesus Christ would have wanted? Where strangers can take refuge and be treated like human beings? See, this is why Roy's brand of Christian nationalism is a completely backwards ideology, because Jesus Christ himself would have disagreed...
9 / If Jesus said that we should be kind and respectful of people who are different than us, and our founding fathers threw together a road map for a country where people could emigrate to in order to escape persecution and the disrespect of being told that their religion is incorrect, isn't that...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
9 / If Jesus said that we should be kind and respectful of people who are different than us, and our founding fathers threw together a road map for a country where people could emigrate to in order to escape persecution and the disrespect of being told that their religion is incorrect, isn't that...
8 / ... pull all the strings. And they weren't about to force state-sanctioned religion on anyone, because they realized the obvious hypocrisy of fleeing a regime doing that to them, just to show up somewhere else and do it to other people. So, my question for Christian nationalists is...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
8 / ... pull all the strings. And they weren't about to force state-sanctioned religion on anyone, because they realized the obvious hypocrisy of fleeing a regime doing that to them, just to show up somewhere else and do it to other people. So, my question for Christian nationalists is...
7 / Which brings us to now. Our country was founded by people escaping European monarchies and state-sanctioned religions because they wanted to live and worship the way they see fit, right? They came up with our system of government specifically to ensure that no one person could...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
7 / Which brings us to now. Our country was founded by people escaping European monarchies and state-sanctioned religions because they wanted to live and worship the way they see fit, right? They came up with our system of government specifically to ensure that no one person could...
6 / ... should be treated, based on how the Jews were treated in Egypt. Spoiler: we should treat immigrants well too. Jesus was pretty specific about these things. He tended to sermonize that people who DON'T due these things were headed straight to damnation, but I'm not going to expound upon that.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
6 / ... should be treated, based on how the Jews were treated in Egypt. Spoiler: we should treat immigrants well too. Jesus was pretty specific about these things. He tended to sermonize that people who DON'T due these things were headed straight to damnation, but I'm not going to expound upon that.
5 / 40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’"
So, in essence, Jesus tells us to be as nice to strangers as we would be to Him. Right? Jesus also had a lot of things to say about how immigrants...
So, in essence, Jesus tells us to be as nice to strangers as we would be to Him. Right? Jesus also had a lot of things to say about how immigrants...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
5 / 40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’"
So, in essence, Jesus tells us to be as nice to strangers as we would be to Him. Right? Jesus also had a lot of things to say about how immigrants...
So, in essence, Jesus tells us to be as nice to strangers as we would be to Him. Right? Jesus also had a lot of things to say about how immigrants...
4 / “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
4 / “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
3 / So, I paid a lot of attention to what the sermons had to say. In this church--as I would imagine a lot of churches are--they talked a lot about how people should treat strangers, both as literal people one meets and as metaphors for people who are different from us. To quote some scripture:
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
3 / So, I paid a lot of attention to what the sermons had to say. In this church--as I would imagine a lot of churches are--they talked a lot about how people should treat strangers, both as literal people one meets and as metaphors for people who are different from us. To quote some scripture:
2 / ... every Sunday as a teenager because my mom liked going to church. It was a United Church of Christ church. I went to youth group events and helped out with soup kitchens and I did my senior service hours with my buddy teaching 3rd graders about the ten plagues. It was pretty funny.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
2 / ... every Sunday as a teenager because my mom liked going to church. It was a United Church of Christ church. I went to youth group events and helped out with soup kitchens and I did my senior service hours with my buddy teaching 3rd graders about the ten plagues. It was pretty funny.
1 / Let's put aside for a moment that this self-righteous dingus is invoking the Lord's name to protect a pedophile. Actually, let's just put everything about Chip Roy's dumb ass aside for a moment. Let's talk about the messaging here. I'm not the most religious guy ever, but I did go to church...
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
1 / Let's put aside for a moment that this self-righteous dingus is invoking the Lord's name to protect a pedophile. Actually, let's just put everything about Chip Roy's dumb ass aside for a moment. Let's talk about the messaging here. I'm not the most religious guy ever, but I did go to church...
To be fair, his knowledge base is limited by virtue of being the kind of thin-skinned idiot who still doesn't understand the difference between "seeking asylum" and "insane asylum" and probably fires anyone who tries to tell him
October 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
To be fair, his knowledge base is limited by virtue of being the kind of thin-skinned idiot who still doesn't understand the difference between "seeking asylum" and "insane asylum" and probably fires anyone who tries to tell him
I can't really be either of the first two, so I guess it's gonna be violent crime for me today. Anyone wanna help me knock over a liquor store?
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I can't really be either of the first two, so I guess it's gonna be violent crime for me today. Anyone wanna help me knock over a liquor store?